19. Studs Terkel - a list favorite
18. Eli Wallach - The Ugly part of the Good, Bad, and the Ugly
17. C. Everett Koop - Don't give a poop it's the last year for koop
16. Karl Malden - I guess not everyone in Saf Fran got AIDS
15. Efrem Zimbalist Jr - FBI will finally close the case on Efrem
14. Sherwood Schwartz - Gilligan's Island creator finally escapes
13. Ray Bradbury - "D" is for Dirt Nap
12. Arthur C. Clarke - If age doesn't get him the LTTE will
11. Philip Jose' Farmer - Riverworld is calling
10. Ernest Borgnine - Mchale's navy gets sunk
9. Harry Morgan - I'm beginning to think Klinger will go first
8. Don Pardo - We'll be back right after this eulogy
7. Dick Martin - Should have followed Rowan years ago
6. Les Paul - Tunes last guitar
5. Mike Wallace - Next on 60 Minutes I'm the next to go
4. Andy Rooney - followed by Andy Rooney
3. Joe Simon - Co-creator of Captain America shares his fate
2. Al Jaffe - MAD Magazine legend gets folded into a coffin
1. Haruo Nakajima - Godzilla suit just doesn't fit like it used to
Long shot - Amy Winehouse
Profession: Tortured Soul