| Adult Jokes 5 |
| Q. Whats a woman and a cow pat got in common? A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a man who crys while he masturbates? A. A tearjearker!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How do you piss off winnie the poo? A. Stick your finger in his honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Q. What happened to the pope when he went to mount olive? A. Popeye nearly killed him!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How is a woman like a road? A. They both have man holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the definition of vagina? A. The box a penis comes in!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the ultimate in rejection? A. When youre masturbating and your hand falls asleep!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why is pubic hair curly? A. For your own safety coz if it was straight youd poke your eyes out!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Did you hear about the gay whale? A. He bit off the end off a submarine and swallowed all the seamen!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why do married men like blowjobs so much? A. 15 minutes of silence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Did you hear about the circumcizer that slipped? A. He got the sack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A. Put a nipple on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between a whore and a bitch? A. A whore screws everybody at a party,A bitch screws everybody except you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why do women have two sets of lips? A. So they can piss and moan at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between a policemans knight stick and a magic wand? A. A magic wands for cunning stunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between sin and shame? A. Its a sin to put it in and its a shame to take it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a woman police officer that shaves her pussy? A. CUNT-STUBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the definition of oral sex? A. A taste of things to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats long and hard and full of semen? A. A submarine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did the wife do when she found out her husband was gay? A. She turned round and took it like a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats 69 and 69? A. Dinner for four!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats goo on pussy but bad on pussy? A. Crust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why does santa claus have big balls? A. Because he only comes once a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? A. Same time next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why are men thinkers and women talkers? A. Because men have two heads and women have four lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |