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Q. What does an 80year old woman have between her tits?
A. Her navel!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What does anniversary,clitorus and a toilet all have in common?
A. Men miss them all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between driving in the fog and having oral sex with a woman?
A. You cant see the arsehole in front of you when driving in the fog!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats hard and hairy on the outside,soft and wet on the inside and begins with the letter C?
A. A coconut!!!!!!!

Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
A. He bought himself a warehouse!!!!!!!

Q. Whats an old lady got between her tits that a young woman hasnt?
A. Her belly button!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why do men masturbate?
A. Coz they want to have sex with someone they love!!!!!!!!

Q. What did the bannana say to the vibrator?
A. What are you shaking for shes going to eat me!!!!!!!!!!

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of love?
A. The swallow!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
A. Her feet!!!!!!!!!

Q. How do you embarrass an archaeoligist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask what period it came from!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. One makes your day ,the other makes your hole weak!!!!!!!!

Q. When does a cub become a boy scout?
A. When he eats his first brownie!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why did god invent alcohol?
A. So ugly people could have sex too!!!!!!!!

Q. Why did mickey mouse divorce minnie mouse?
A. Coz she was fucking goofy!!!!!!!!!

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. It might take a while to get hard i only got laid yesterday!!!!!!!!!!

Q. How is a fridge and sex alike?
A. If you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!!!!!

Q. Why are hunters the best lovers?
A. Coz they go deep into the bush,shoot more than once and eat what they shoot!!!!!!!

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a rooster?
A. A cock that stays up all night!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between a light and a hard on?
A. You can go to sleep with a light on!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why dont men trust women?
A. Would you trust anyone that bleeds for four days and still lives!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why should elephants wear condoms on their feet?
A. Because if they stand on you youre fucked!!!!!!!!!!

Q. How is a woman like a cop car?
A. They both make lots of noise and let you know when they are coming!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between snots and broccoli?
A. Kids wont eat broccoli!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What has 124 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
A. My zipper!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why should you wear ribbed condoms for anal sex?
A. It gives you more traction in the mud!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium,Ten inches is rare!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why do men fall straight asleep after sex?
A. So women can masturbate and finish the job off!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What does a moped and a ugly woman have in common?
A. There are both fun to ride until your friends find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!