MONKEYS!!!!!!
Monkeys rock hardcore.  There's nothing cooler than a monkey gettin' it on with another monkey, or himself for that matter.  What this world needs is not peace or love (unless it's monkey love), but more monkeys to roam the streets and throw feces at people as they go about their business.  Imagine the joy it would bring if you were going out for a Double Mocha Latte and you wound up with monkey shit all over your car.  Now, that's love.  That's what is needed in this crazy, rat-race world.
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