| Corey VS Corey: The Final Showdown | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Perhaps one of the greatest rivalries of our time, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman battled on and off the silverscreen for title of "mediocre teen actor and heartthrob". Do not let their names fool you: the are NOT the same. Despite memorable reunions in "Licence to Drive" and "The Lost Boys", there is no denying that Haim piggybacked on Feldman's career. Haim couldn't wipe Feldman's ass. Still need more proof? Read On! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Oh sure, they look happy. But you'd look happy too if you were posing for Teen Beat and had a dump truck full of money come to your door. Mutual handjobs don't hurt either. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Shortly after this picture was taken, Haim was spotted snorting a line of blow off a dead hooker's ass | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nothing Says "I'll can kick Haim's Ass" like a black muscle-T | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Stand By Me had a fat Jerry O'Connell -- Suck on that one Haim!! Buddy Holly glasses -- oh so dreamy!! |
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| Ice ice baby!!! No ladies this ain't Vanilla Ice, but he's been in and out of rehab about as many times. His last sighting was at a Denny's in Cleveland -- he ordered a Gran Slam and then skipped out on the bill | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Look out Kid Rock! Heads up Limp Bizkit!! Stand back Wayne Newton!! The "Feld-Man" is in the HIZ-OUSE!! ..and Matt IS a suck ass |
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