<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 25 July 2003 22:27:28 -0700
hiiiii'zzz, i wear fancy pants........... my name is
gerfunkle... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
<[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 29 July 2003 13:36:04 -0700
we all know the girls i am talking about well they
are time bombs and they are ticking and the only questions when they'll
blow up, and they'll blow up we know that without a doubt cause there
those girls yeah you now those girls...
something, something, something, something about mood rings... and i
forget the rest of the song
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 16 July 2003 11:43:30 -0700
Are you being honest with me? If you are, don't sit
next to me.
Drew are you being honest!
Of course man!
It really stinks sitting between two people that are being really honest
in the trunk of a car.
are you being happy?
<[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 29 July 2003 13:17:15 -0700
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<[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 22 July 2003 10:46:12 -0700
bird's don't have eyebrows...
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 9 July 2003 18:25:24 -0700
why is it when you blow in a dogs face, he hates it..but
when you are driving the dog sticks his/her face into the wind..think
about that
<[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 7 July 2003 16:28:12 -0700
2 plus two is 22! But is 1 plus 2 12!!
<[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 3 July 2003 18:36:56 -0700
My name is Dwark FarQuark and I only listen to
Christian Zimbabwean Electronica on every third thursday.
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2003 08:09:26 -0700
If Life gives you lemons squeeze their juice into a
squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes
<[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2003 15:48:12 -0700
hey post this er else!!
<[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2003 06:55:01 -0700
hey i like ponies
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:54:50 -0800
Ice. I like ice. Except Vanilla Ice - he's annoying. They
don't call ice cream 'ice cream' in Italy, they call it something else. I
learned that on the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen video, they're educational
you know. I learned it. It's true. Mary-Kate and Ashley would NEVER lie.
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 19:03:29 -0800
Rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling keep those prices
rolling. Roll 'em baack. Roll 'em back. Rolling back prices...
*Pretend there is a big smiley face walmart symbol here*
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:55:49 -0800
HOT DIGGETY DAWG! WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT???? WHO WHO WHO
WHO WHO. Hey, I'm an owl. A darn kewl owl I might add.
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 19:00:35 -0800
Did you know Mary-Kate and Ashley wear fancy pants? They
have so much style. They're stylin'.
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:52:50 -0800
Did you know lying is a sin? Yeah, you should read Revelations
21:8. My friend Mary-Kate tells me to read it all of the time. She's so smart.
I learn a lot from her.
<[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 5 Jan 2003 19:47:27 -0800
If a tree fell down in the woods without anyone to listen,
would it make a sound? Or more wisely put, if a man washes the dishes and
there was no woman around to see it, did it happen? Furthermore if Aaron
wears fancy pants and no one ever sees them, do they exist?
PS What ARE fancy pants anyway????????????
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 19:14:11 -0800
I love fancy pants!!
Tee hee hee!
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:46:34 -0800
I'm outside your widow
<[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 22 Dec 2002 13:20:26 -0800
Do I play HOCKEY??
Well, I play air hockey, ball hockey, bird hockey, bubble hockey, field hockey,
floor hockey, ice hockey, kitchen hockey, road hockey, roller hockey, table
hockey, twist hockey...
& I PLAY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY
HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY
HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY ALL THE TIME!!
*giggle* *Giggle*
<[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 14 Sept 2002 05:21:36 -0700
Gee Whiz and Golly Gosh, I agree I like those "FANCY PANTS". Are they part
of you Halloween costum.
<[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 2002 19:41:42 -0700
lets have a banana ram-a rhyme off!....ready..and........Aaron..fairon..fo-fairon...banana-fan-a...fo-fairon...me-my-mo-maron...Aaron!!!
*giggle* *Giggle*
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:43:46 -0800
IS your brother ick too? Not ick like icky eww boys have
cooties.. but ick as in is that what's on his birth certificate?
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:46:04 -0800
Center Of The Universe Jammin does not mean i'm listening
to rap.. geez
<[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 2002 19:38:02 -0700
How do I get out of this website?
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:42:22 -0800
Do I type like I talk? PLEASE TELL ME LITTLE ONE.... TELL
ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:40:56 -0800
my mommy says i'm edjamacated dontcha think?
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:46:05 -0800
They have spam in hawaii a lot eh? I like spam.. which is a lie.. cos I hate
spam.
Do you like to be spamed?
GOT MILK?
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:38:54 -0800
Stella ella ola tap tap tap,
Singing es tego tego tap tap tap,
Singing es Tego tego filo filo filo filo fillova
1 2 3 4 5
YOU'RE OUT!
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:42:53 -0800
Look mom, I can tie my shoe!
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:42:54 -0800
do disny karacters have middel names?
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:36:02 -0800
I once had a pet newt, and we had to flush it down the
toilet. *sniff sniff*... he's gone to... toilet heaven *sigh*... but ANYWAYS,
I used to dress him in fancy pants day and night... night and day... even
sometimes in the middle of the day (a.k.a: the afternoon)...
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:34:52 -0800
If I had a fancy pants section,
I'd buy you some pants,
But not some drab ones - they're not cool,
And if had a fancy pants section,
We'd write you a fancy pants song,
But not a real fancy pants song - that's cruel (like killing animals for
their fur, or telling someone that they're eating real chocolate when they're
eating dog chocolate, or giving processed cheese when all they want is the
REAL stuff... but I'm not BITTER... Bitter... like a grapefruit, grapefruits
are bitter... I like bananas...)
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:41:28 -0800
Do I like strange comments?? Would I like to see one posted?
WOULD I EVER!
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:36:55 -0800
Sometimes my nose itches and I sneeze. I guess the word
genius is in the works for this little ensemble. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION,
get on with it LEROY!
FYI: If you sneeze with your eyes open, they'll pop out, but God made it
so we close our eyes when we sneeze, but our punishment for trying to keep
them open is that our eyes will pop right out of their sockets.
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:31:37 -0800
To:
<[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 2002 19:38:02 -0700
How do I get out of this website?
How did you get into this website?
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:27:34 -0800
Let's write about New Kids on the Block... Aaron's favorite
boy group!!
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 15:20:29 -0800
Meesa... yousa... pleasea... *sigh* for heavens sake,
the CHUBB CHUBBS are coming!
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 20:02:12 -0800
Strange Comments = Yes.
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:29:11 -0800
This is your conscience speaking. Brush your teeth, wash
your face, and put up a fancy pants section.
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 15:18:03 -0800
If you eat this, I will give you THIS!
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 15:14:56 -0800
THE SECRET'S IN THE SAUCE!
Hahaha!!
eh he eh he. Happy Birthay!
'You're in league with the squirrels, aren't you?'
Mommy, mommy! There's a crazy man out there talking about leagues and squirrels....
MAKE HIM GO AWAY!!!
<[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 18:24:39 -0800
If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land.
Ding, Ding
Ding, Ding
Do you believe in life after love?
CUZ I SURE DOOOOO! LALALALALALALALALALALALALA HEY!!!!!!!
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 17:21:25 -0700 (PDT)
For every time that you dont post this, i'll kill you!
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 14:07:51 -0700
hay eye wuz One-der-ring if yooh could spelllll cheque this 4 me's?
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:54:39 -0700
oh no... I came across your page again..sorry
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 15:14:01 -0800
You've come for my pickle haven't you? You like it, you
like it, DON'T YOU!? Everyone does. Well you can't have it, so BACK OFF,
CHUCKLES!!
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 15:11:02 -0800
A long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill
us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's
just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his
mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"
He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
<[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 14 Sept 2002 12:38:54 -0700
You get picked on a lot don't ya? You know, between the
fancy pants and your precious hair, and now that feminine object in your
ear. Ugh, makes me sick.
<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 17:21:25 -0700 (PDT)
Im serious, if I dont see a fancy pants section soon, I will stop coming
here and tell everyone else to do the same. the pants are a big part of your
life and deserve to be recognized, I am not joking Aaron.
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 14:02:18 -0700
HEY.. MY EMAIL IS THE SAME ADDRESS..WIERD HUH? I THINK U SHOULD GET A NEW ONE SO U WON'T BE COPYING ME
COPY CAT
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 14:03:23 -0700
hey is this site sorta like e-bay? i wanna get a new lamp
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:53:42 -0700
hey I came across your page by accident
bye
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:56:24 -0700
post this one, it's the best!
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 14:04:56 -0700
so this is what bold lettering looks like
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 14:00:52 -0700
hey just looking for people to email
cya
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:57:25 -0700
oops it's just me testing out my email..i think I directed it to the same address..sorry
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:51:56 -0700
hey, I like your web page
especially those little sparkly balls that bounce around the page, are they suppose to represent something?
oh and oh and...
sincerly, Aaron Leakey
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:55:41 -0700
hey I just wanted to test my microsoft outlook email thingy on my computer
byte
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 15:08:38 -0800
For a better tomorrow... heart is what wins battles.
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 14:06:19 -0700
hey the clock on my computer reads 2:07, what does your say?
maybe we can get our time right on the dot! WOULD'T THAT BE COOL?? YAH IT WOULD!
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:59:50 -0700
I thought this was a website for something else...u know?
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:58:36 -0700
why do i keep coming back to this page?