Music: Jingle Bells
Traffic Jam
(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Author: Cathy Jarboe
The Christmas Corner
Driving Through the smog
On the freeways of LA
weaving 'round road hogs
Grumbling all the way
!#*@ !#*@ !#*@
Brakes on big rigs squeal
Making muscles tense
Red lights ahead. Switch lanes with zeal
And miss him by an inch!
OH
Traffic Jam, Traffic Jam
In it every day
How I wish that I were rich
I would buy an aer-o-plane!
OH
Traffic Jam, Traffic Jam
If I had that plane
I would buzz those schmucks below
And be on my merry way
