Christmas Poems & Jokes
from Lizzie & Honey





Here are some Christmas jokes that we like. Mom says they're pretty corny, but we don't care, 'cause we think they're real funny!

Mom, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
"Have a Furry Merry Christmas & a Happy Mew Year"!

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Three Wise Women

Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought practical gifts.

Lizzie: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer, Olive?
Honey:  Olive?
Lizzie: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

And don't forget what our Uncle Gail always says...
There's No Plate Like Chrome for the Hollandaise!

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