TRAINING COURSES FOR WOMEN

1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. 

2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits 

3. Combating The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New Shoes Everyday

4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 

5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game. 

6. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too 

7. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His 

8. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First 

9. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking 

10. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging 

11. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire 

12. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share 

13. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up 

14. Introduction to Parking 

15. Introduction to Gasoline 

16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space 

17. Advanced Gasoline: How To Take The Filler Cap Off 

18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 

19. Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption 

20. Cooking 2: How Not To Inflict Your Diet On Other People 

21. PMS: Your Problem... Not His 

22. Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To 

24. Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes You Already Have 

25. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 

26. TV Remotes: For Men Only