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| The Legend of jbx182 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| >Born: Jan. 3, 1919 >POB: Africa, Ohio >Graduated Cum Laude, New Jersey State University 1989 >7 time Oscar nominee, including Best Comedic Role in "Shawshank 2: Back doin' time" (97) and Best Makeup for "Lo: The Lorenzo Lamas Story II" (01) >Recieved Distinguished Flying Cross by President Ford for role in raid on Toronto 1978-81. >Played Captain Kirk in Star Trek pilot |
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| DES MOINES, IOWA.- After a wild night in Des Moines' world famous hot spots, jbx182 was seen with Britney Spears and Rick James, as they checked into jbx182's hotel room downtown Friday night. After many complaints by guests in nearby rooms, the police led a handcuffed jbx182, who was completely nude and covered in relish, downtown to face multiple sodomy counts. A clearly shaken hotel worker told E! that she "could hear what sounded like a goat" coming from 182's room. Ms. Spears told police "we were just funning around" and that "I thought the cop was a prostitute." Mr. James had gone out for ice, when he returned to find his roomies engaged in what he thought "white people did sexually together". jbx182 was later released on $500,000 bond. A court date hasn't been set. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| LONDON, KY - After receiving his Dental degree, Dr. jbx182, decided to open his first office in this small town, just SE of Lexington. "With the dental problems facing the English, and the lack of teeth in Kentucky, there's no better town on Earth to be a dentist!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| PARIS, FRANCE - With the demise of an EU constitution, French authorities have unexpectantly handed over control of the French government to jbx182. After taking control, President 182 has ceded July 1st as "Take a Shower" day. President 182 has also passed a law that prohibits his new countrymen from being so gay. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| EUGENE, ORE - What is America's most beloved party animal do in the most partying city in America? Why he's trying to keep up with the local nightclub scene. "We've been to two, three bars already!" Cried a clearly drunken jbx182. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||