October 2, 2001
 EXCLUSIVE
HOLLYWOOD: George W. Bush has secretly commissioned Stephen Spielburg and his team to produce a 24 hour live broadcast of the bombing of Afghanistan. The production should be ready to go next week. At a predetermined time all American networks will cut “live” to show the annihilation of Afghanistan.  The broadcast will be only shown in continental America to appease the blood thirsty American voters. The final scenes will show Bin Laden being captured then strung up in an old west setting, rumored to have been shot on the old “High Noon” set at Universal studios. An alternative production has been made for “The rest of the world”, it will show Afghanistan being bombed with food aid and show humanitarian workers helping the people. Bin Laden will give himself up, be proven innocent and write his memoirs.  John Howard has asked  Bush if Australia can air the US version, to make his election a certainty.
Rohan Atkins - stars as Bin Laden
CANBERRA: Ansett Airlines fell out of the skies last week after the federal government would not allow Singapore airlines equity. A brilliant move on Howard’s part to try and get the Qantas “Mums & Dad’s” share price up in time for the election. It is believed he (Howard) has an agenda to boost Telstra’s share price before the election also.  How he will achieve that we will have to wait and see.
DENNY & BRADLEY at KHO Ketut, Bradley, John & Denny
BALI: Friday the 13th of September Denny & Bradley arrived in Bali aboard a Garuda Airbus A-330. They were guests at the KHO and were met by Jamal and Deni at the airport. The first night a cocktail party was held in their honor at the KHO. Denny’s friend Steve and his two friends who were also staying Bali attended. Later we went on to Warung Sobat for a Balinese feast. Denny's friend Steve (right) & his 2 friends After almost a week at the KHO, Denny & Bradley headed of for Mt Bromo, Surabaya and Yogakarta. Denny & Bradley in the crater at Mt Bromo
At Buahan village Bali
NAURU  - 
AFGHANISTAN
TERROIST TRAINING CAMP
...... Howard
 ELECTION 2001
HOWARD & HANSON FORM COALITION
CANBERRA: John Howard and Pauleen Hanson appeared live on Tv tonight to announce their forming a coalition to contest the federal election, November 10. Howard and Hanson plan to reintroduce the “White Australia” policy. The new government would change the face of Australia forever. The Northern Territory is to become the Multicultural Zone. All Australian residents will be issued with identity cards, the cards will show religion, ethnic background and sexual preference. Peoples who do not have 2 European (white) grand parents or are living in a same sex relationship and all Aboriginals must move to the new Multicutural zone. To solve the refugee problem a new territory will be created called the G-zone. This zone will no longer be part of Australia (except for taxation purposes) and will have strengthened electrified kangaroo fences. Indonesian refugee boats will be free to land in the zone, an arrival tax of $10,000 US per person will apply. White Australians will be free to transit any zone. Whilst in those zones White Australians may freely bash the living daylights out of any non-white without impunity. Kim Beasley was quoted as saying, if he were elected he would do the same.
THE NEW "WHITE" AUSTRALIA
DENI & DADAN FAREWELL
BALI: Whilst Denny & Bradley were staying at the KHO, a farewell party was given for Deni & Dadan before they returned to Bandung after staying at the KHO for 2 months
At Warung Sobat: Kadek, Deni, Ketut, Bradley, Denny, Dadan, Jamal & Nyoman.
DE DE at the KHO
BALI: Last Monday Jamal’s nephew, De De arrived at the KHO from Bandung.  His is 21, hobbies girls, soccer, music & laughing at John’s jokes. De De is the Granson of  Te teh, Jamal’s eldest sister. He will stay until December. 
DE DE
BALI FRIDAY SEPT. 28 A joint birthday party was held for Jamal, Bradley & Kadek (Pak Made’s wife) at Warung Sobat. Bradley, De De & John enjoy the party

Our friends Julianne & Jenny with Melody
Ian Davey, Amang & Liz - Lombok
Julianne mounts Deni's bike
John & Deni at Tanalot - Bali
Ian & Dino - Dino's restaurant - Lombok

Dadan tries his new electric guitar
STOP PRESS: 
Contrary to some press reports Bali is perfectly safe for tourists, 
all facilities are operating normally. Come visit the land of smiles soon.
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