Howard to visit
Indonesia?
First broken promise?
| John Howard announced
he would visit Indonesia straight after the federal election, if he won.
He straight away sent “the boy” Alexander Downer to Jakarta to arrange
the visit. On his arrival Alexander hastily organized a lunch at the Hilton
Hotel and sent a message to Megawati that she was invited to lunch. Mega
did not show. Alexander was furious and rang Merdeka Palace himself to
enquired why the |
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President had not turned up. Alexander
was put through to the protocol department, where an official politely
informed Alexander that Mega could not attend a luncheon as it is now the
holy fasting month of Ramadan. During the month followers of the faith
may not eat, drink, smoke cigarettes during daylight hours. "That does
it" said Downer as he headed of to Jakarta's Hatta International airport,
where he was stuck in the transit lounge for 3 days as Qantas has reduced
all flights to Muslim countries.
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can you tell which kitten got into your drugs? |
 
| That Wednesday
night party night was real fun. Once again a minority spoil it for
the majority. Hope all is well over there kind Regards Jenny - Adelaide.
So
sorry you got a Liverpool kiss, but remember we told you when we were
there, we could not believe you do the show just for a meal. We so enjoyed,
you made our holiday, sad you won't be there when we come back, Simone
- Aberdeen. Good luck to Jamaal and his singing career, but
I'm not convinced it wasn't Jamal behind Mr Lucky Draws unfortunate departure
to further his own career. Danielle-Melb. Very sorry to hear about
the sudden retirement of 'Mr Lucky Draw' and the circumstances leading
thereto. I mean, I know your jokes are terrible but no need to take it
to heart! While the English were able to foist an image of themselves as
a quiet, reserved, and oh-so-polite lot onto the world in the 19th century,
in the middle ages and for most of their history, they were regarded by
the rest of Europe as a bunch of violent, brainless, drunken yobs. Seems
in recent years they have been returning to their true form (viz. soccer
hooligans). And the MIDLANDS! Well I mean to say, we all know where the
Neanderthals disappeared to, don't we? |
Still, we keep smiling.
Mr Lucky Draw may have (temporarily?) have left the stage, but remember,
as they say in Afghanistan, 'every cloud has a high- explosive lining'
and 'Bin there, done that'! Geoff, Melb. Gut night in that Australian
restaurant, ist happy memories for us, but never sams without your show,
good luck, Gut to now Melany was so caries you. Rene' - Rotterdam. So
sad about "Mr Lucky Draw" I hope he finds a new venue soon, Anna -Glasgow.
If
you missed the Mr Lucky Draw Horror Story -CLICK
HERE
Bush and Powell
are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Powell?" Barman says, "Yep, that's them." The guy walks over and says,
"Hello, what are you guys doing?" Bush says, "We're planning world war
3" The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well,
we're going to kill 40 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "A bicycle repairman?!!!" Bush turns to Powell and says,"See,
I told you no one would worry about 40 million Afghans" - Ian Melbourne.
Corporate Express shares are going good so buy some if you
have the money they will go higher after our year end at the end of Jan
see ya Paul. |
For
2 years and to a happy 3,000 people they gave their best!
Each night
they would bow out with their favourite song:-
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"When
your smiling,
When your
smiling,
The whole
world smiles with you, When your laughing, Oh when your laughing, The sun
comes shining though. But when your cryin' You bring on the rain, So stop
your sighin' Be happy again. Keep on smiling, 'cause when your smiling,
The whole world smiles with you" |
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Afghanistan
after the war.
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 Only
the dog knows for sure |
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-STAR SPOT-
Today Jamal spotted Bin Lardin in Matarhari
department store in Legian - Kuta - Bali. He was buying bone china soup
bowls. Jamal noted he used his VISA Gold card for the purchase. The
card was accepted!!!! |
Monstrosity opposite the KHO
A 2 story building is going up in a great hurry opposite the KHO. Built
for an Italian who apparently wants to spy on the KHO. The design is something
to be amazed at. I’m sure the tour busses will re-route just so Japanese
tourists can take photo’s. |
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Bomb thrown into Australian International School
in Jakarta
Latest police theory is that the bomb
was not thrown by a fanatic Muslim but a disgruntled Australian student
who failed to pass his HSC. |
Seen at the
Melbourne Cup
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| VICE
REGAL Nancy, John's 82 yo Mum is visiting Sydney
on a weeks holiday with relatives |
Nance
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Heard at Medeka
Palace
Megawati to the Foreign Minister - "Minister
you have been to Australia many times, maybe you can help me. What do Australians
mean when they say "they are having a downer?" |
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