November 2, 2001
Mr Lucky Draw - Blooded
I know my jokes are bad! But really!
     ...."Mr L. Draw"
Bali: Purnama Restaurant second last Wed in October, well know old time veteran star of stage screen and radio was abused and head butted in his dressing room
(the toilet) after the show.
MELODY
HORRIFIED
The basher, a tourist from the English Midlands took exception to one of the jokes presented during the
weekly Lucky Draw Show.The offending joke was “Who do you think is the greatest terrorist? -  Bin Laden or CNN” The deluded drunken tourist seemed to believe that Mr Lucky Draw was a supporter of Bin Laden and a part time terrorist. Eventually the offender was restrained by the security guard and Mr Draw’s head wound was mopped down by the Purnama staff. Melody the owner of Purnama was distraught that such a thing
End of an Era!
Tributes pour in. The boys sing their last song
 "I am very sorry to hear about what happened to you  & I think you really should quit doing the SILLY lucky draw show." ....Mr Yong Fu - Surabaya - Indonesia "....a comedian shouldn't bbe bashed for a shithouse joke, or the world would be even more awash with blood than it is already..... Mr Bear - Melbourne - Australia "Are you doing the show tomorrow night? Don't blame you if you don't!" D. Hein - Melbourne - Aus. "Ocean of love to you both," - Melody
could happen in her restaurant. Mr Lucky Draw, traumatized by the event has decided to finally hang up his boater hat and retire. "It is time to know when enough is enough, I guess"said a depressed Mr Draw when interviewed after his recovery.
"Hopeless & had no talent" ... Jamal
Sidekick Jamal
How do you think I felt having to play second guitar to wash up, never was been. If the show went bad it was
always my fault. Then when he decided to song. You know I had to hide behind the band and fill in for his terrible voice. He always forget which competition next and I have to tell him. I’m happy he is finished, now I can get on with my singing career. 
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