JOHN
& JAMAL BUY NEW HOUSE IN BALI
| BALI: John &
Jamal have bought a new house in Bali for rental and investment. The house
is new, completed 6 months ago. The eventual idea is to rent the house
to tourists on a short term basis, fully furnished. Ideal for people who
would like to holiday in Bali for longer periods and they will save a fortune
compared to staying in a hotel. 1st addition will be a swimming pool where
the lawn is in the photo. The garden will bve full of shady trees. When
complete there will be 2 queen sized |
bedrooms, 24 hour food
and beverage service & satellite Tv The house is walking distance to
Dorothy’s favorite beach and the best up market restaurants in Bali. Warisan,
Ku De Teh, La Luciola, The Living Room etc. The house will be ready for
the 2002 tourist season. If they decide to have one! |
How
can you tell which kitten got into your drugs? |
Howard to visit
Indonesia?
First broken promise?
| John Howard announced
he would visit Indonesia straight after the federal election, if he won.
He straight away sent “the boy” Alexander Downer to Jakarta to arrange
the visit. On his arrival Alexander hastily organized a lunch at the Hilton
Hotel and sent a message to Megawati that she was invited to lunch. Mega
did not show. Alexander was furious and rang Merdeka Palace himself to
enquired why the |
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President had not turned up. Alexander
was put through to the protocol department, where an official politely
informed Alexander that Mega could not attend a luncheon as it is now the
holy fasting month of Ramadan. During the month followers of the faith
may not eat, drink, smoke cigarettes during daylight hours. "That does
it" said Downer as he headed of to Jakarta's Hatta International airport,
where he was stuck in the transit lounge for 3 days as Qantas has reduced
all flights to Muslim countries.
| That Wednesday
night party night was real fun. Once again a minority spoil it for
the majority. Hope all is well over there Kind Regards Jenny Good
luck to Jamal and his singing career,but I'm not convinced it wasn't
Jamal behind Mr Lucky Draws unfortunate departure to further his own career.
Danielle. Very sorry to hear about the sudden retirement
of 'Mr Lucky Draw' - and the circumstances leading thereto. I mean, I know
your jokes are terrible but no need to take it to heart! While the English
were able to foist an image of themselves as a quiet, reserved, and oh-so-polite
lot onto the world in the 19th century, in the middle ages and for most
of their history, they were regarded by the rest of Europe as a bunch of
violent, brainless, drunken yobs. Seems in recent years they have been
returning to their true form (viz. soccer hooligans). And the MIDLANDS!
Well I mean to say, we all know where the Neanderthals |
disappeared to, don't
we? Still, we keep smiling. Mr Lucky Draw may have (temporarily?) have
left the stage, but remember, as they say in Afganistan, 'every cloud has
a high- explosive lining' and 'Bin there, done that'! Geoff Bush and
Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't
that Bush and Powell?" Barman says, "Yep, that's them." The guy walks over
and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?" Bush says, "We're planning
world war 3" The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush
says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Afghans this time and one bicycle
repairman." The guy exclaims, "A bicycle repairman?!!!" Bush turns
to Powell and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 40 million
Afghans!" Denny. Corporate Express shares are
going good so buy some if you have the money they will go higher after
our year end at the end of Jan see ya Paul. |
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Monstrosity opposite the KHO
A 2 story building is going up in a great hurry opposite the KHO. Built
for an Italian who apparently wants to spy on the KHO. The design is something
to be amazed at. I’m sure the tour busses will re-route just so Japanese
tourists can take photo’s. |
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Bomb thrown into Australian International School in Jakarta
Latest police theory is that the bomb
was not thrown by a fanatic Muslim but a disgruntled Australian student
who failed to pass his HSC. |
Seen at the
Melbourne Cup
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| VICE
REGAL Nancy, Johns 82yo Mum is visiting Sydney on a weeks holiday with
relatives |
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Heard at Medeka Palace
Megawatti to the Foreign Minister -
"Minister you have been to Australia many times, maybe you can help me.
What do Australians mean when they say "they are having a downer"? |
 Only
the dog knows for sure
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Afghanistan
after the war.
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