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| Boxer-rama Gallery of j-blend shorts |
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| It occured to me that people slap up all manner of ridiculous crap on their homepage. They have pet photos, images of their beloved trucks, poems about ex-boyfriends, and other such nonsense. In the same proud tradition of meaningless minutia, I thought I'd add my boxers. When I asked, viewers responded with a thunderous "Yes, show us!" So I now present my boxer-rama gallery of underpants. (Boxers are rated on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the best.) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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"Champers alright with you, Pats?" These are my Absolutely Fabulous homage boxers. (I love that show.) When I wear these boxers, I feel totally Abfab, myself. Score: 8. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| These are some exotic Thai boxers. When I wear them, I feel like I'm a star in a revival of The King and I. Very soft cotton. I give these a score of 7. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The daisy had a big place in the fashion of the 60s. Sadly, this little fleur has almost been forgotten in recent times. But not, thank goodness, by the Gap. Score: 9. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| While I'm not an alcoholic, I have a healthy respect for drinking. My parents introduced me to the Bartender's Bible at age 14. I've been doing bible readings ever since. These boxers remind me of James 3.16: "For he so loved the world that he gave his only begotten cocktail." Score: 8.5. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| These are classic. The Gap has some really nice boxers sometimes. I loved these maroon and navy ones so much that I bought them before the clearance sale. (That's saying a lot for me, the thrifty one.) Score: 7.5. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This exotic print is a nice floral that is uniquely oriental. I don't know where I got these. Maybe China or Japan. But they are a little tight on me. (Designed, as they were, for Asian guys...) Therefore, they don't get a high comfort rating. Score: 4. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| These have to be the antithetical boxers to the champagne ones above. Unabashedly American, this pair suggests a hearty meal is in store for me and my breakfast companion. "Hmmm. I think I'll have some olives and jam with my eggs and bacon!" Score: 7. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This delicate cloud and mountain print reminds me of an ukiyo-e print. It's very Japanese and I feel rather special when I wear them. Don't you feel special just seeing them? Score: 9. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| These aren't boxers, silly! I just added this one to make sure you were paying attention. These are pants. I can't give them a score because that wouldn't be fair to the entrants that really are boxers... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| These are seasonal boxers, but I wear them all year 'round when I want to feel as if I have large spheres of ice in my pants. Check out that adorable carrot! Score: 9.5. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| That's all. End of the tour. For the sake of argument, let's say that you're unimpressed by my boxer-rama gallery. Let's just pretend that you weren't astounded and blown over by the variety of styles and fabrics. Assume that this were possible. In that case, you owe it to yourself to send me a contribution to keep this poor graduate student warm this winter. Remember, it doesn't take much to let him know you care. Make that pledge today. I want to give a special thanks to Jason who was the first person to pledge me a special present. I appreciate your generosity, Jason! I'll show a picture of your present, soon. Thanks, buddy! |
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| weirdos have peeked at my boxer shorts. What is the world coming to? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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