The gods created men first because we all have to make a rough draft before we make a masterpiece.
All good girls and boys go to heaven. Thats why I wasn't invited.
A small mind and a big mouth are usually found in the same place.
Me and my friends are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I wanna die like my grandpa peacefully in his sleep not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Don't ask me hard questions.
Friends are the gods way of apologizing for our families
Alice loves me and I love her too.
Don't interupt me when i'm talking to myself.
Hey look at the bright side not everyone hates you as much as I do
Your love leaves scars on my wrist.
When angry count to 4...when very angry, swear.
Does the noise inside my head bother you?
The closest I'll ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle
I'm not the brightest candle on the birthday cake
Confidence is the feeling you somtimes have before you fully understand the situation.
I may not always be right but i'm never wrong.
Stupidity is like quicksand the deeper you get in it the harder it is to get out.
The wounds may heal, but the scars left behind will never fade
your'e not born a loser...u just are
Never knock on deaths door, ring the bell and run away...death really hates that...
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what theyre talking about.
It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
Just another preety face in a room full of whores.
Family is an accident of birth.
If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Only 10% of men go to heaven, cuz if they all go it would be hell
When you shed tears for a love that is not worth it, that's when it hurts the most.
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter
curiosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder (i finally got it in like...april...lol...2004...lmfao)
I'll eat a baby but not a kitty...thats just cruel and unusual!
if practic makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect why practice
It's easy to get lost in thought if it's unfamiliar territory for you.
sanity is a one trick pony. all you have is rational thought. but when you're good and loney the skys the limit.
