Up and down until I get a pain in me groin
I try to be happy and when it really counts
I turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce!
Bouncing down the club with this bird named Dennis,
I said to her in passing I was pretty good at tennis
She looked me up and down and said "It doesn't need announcing
Judging by the way your balls are bouncing!"
I love bouncing, boing, boing boing,
Up and down until I get a pain in me groin
I try to be happy and when it really counts
I turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
I get up in the morning and I bounce around the bed,
If me mum comes in to wake me up I bounce on her instead.
When I'm in the bathroom I bounce around the bath
But you want to try to shit and bounce thats really quite a laugh!
I love bouncing, boing, boing, boing
Up and down until I get a pain in me groin
I try to be happy and when it really counts
I turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
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