Hello
Why, hello Mr. Pain, please come in.
Make yourself comfortable.
I have a feeling you'll be here for
a long time.
Mr. Pain, you see, is my shadow,
lurking, even if I can't see him.
Waiting to pounce upon the slightest
bit of happiness I might gain hold of.
Hello Mr. Pain.
Welcome to my heart.
I wish we had not been acquainted at all.
And how is your cousin, Madam Heartache?
Oh she's coming soon, you say?
Splendid. The more the merrier.
Well fuck you all. My limo has just arrived.
My chauffeur is Senor Death and he has come to take me away.
Hello? No, I'm sorry. Goodbye.
Goodbye, Pain and Heartache.
I'm off to a better place.
Take me home, Senor.
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