Quote Of The Day
In the one room fool house known as the Student office at the OMAFRA building in Brighton, we have a little thing known as "Quote of the day".  These quotes are funny, informative or witty things said by ourselves (Casey, Sheila, Sarah, and Laura) or other staff members.  As our calendar which these quotes are housed on gets erased, I felt that these gems needed to be saved.  Here they are:
July
6th: "Isn't cream just cream?" - Smutton
11th: word of the day "countrified" - OBLR Queen
12th: "Someone's rollin' balls in the hay." - Smutton
       
"Hey Smutton, are you jealous?  She just called me girfriend." - KC

"Sarah can you check your drawers?" - KC
13th: "I just got more thongs." - Sexy Sarah

"Ohhhhhhh Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh" -  Sexy Sarah
19th: "I AM office morale." - Smutton
20th: "I'm uh oh, I'm not gettin oh......" - Shelia "Mutton Rouge"
23rd: "You HAVE to lick this!" - Smutton
24th: "What's Chlamydia?" - Harold C.
25th: "Hooooo, hoooooo, hoooooo................Ahhhhhhh!  -  Smutton

"Hey Peter, contort your body over here!" - KC
26th: "It's a love rhombus or some other quadrilateral." - Dr Casey

"Mike Harris supports my nudity." - KC

"eeeeeeee,eeeeeee,eeeeeee,eeeeee,eeeeeee,eeeeee,eeee" - KC
27th: "Stroking it won't help." -Laurgasm

no quote, just the sound of Casey squeaking while she laughs.
August
1st: "I don't like her, and I don't like her mother." - Laurie Mutton in the 80's
30th: "Who stole my duct tape...oh wait I put it in my own drawer." - Smutton
2nd: "All it is, is kicking in the hea.." - Silly Smutton

"...hey why am I telling you this...Shut up! - Smutton
3rd: "Numbers are your friends." - Ssssssarah
7th: "My butt's wet, but not by choice." - Sexy Sarah
8th: "Is the clipboard still on the roof?" - Super Sarah

"There is something to be said for walking in the orchard not wearing pants." - Stewie
[History]
[Jokes]
[Ask Earl]
15th:"Dlooo, dloo, dlooo......ahhhhhh" - Schtewie mimecking a chipmunk crossing the road and jumping in a ditch

"Ask Jeebs.  J-E-B-S." -Smarty Sarah
16th: "I guess you would then feel like a fuzzy peach." - Oh Harold

"Where are you removing the hair?" - Oh Harold!
21st: "I'm going to lick YOUR gerbil!" - Icky Ick Ick, Stupid Face Casey Fart Head

"I won't tell you what I licked of yours." - Dirty Casey
29th: Word of the day: "Justify" - Smutton
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