BLS QUOTES*
" Whaaaaa?? Baby, I want to make-up, not break-up!"
"Toasted?? More like roasted!!"
" Pizza? But I don't have any dough!!"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!! Are you calling me a liar? Are my pants on fire? IS MY NOSE AS LONG AS A TELEPHONE WIRE? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!"
"The only thing that isn't working..... is us."
"Hey miss supermodel lady? Can yoy tell Colleen to hurry up?"
"See it's funny and all that he did that, but he's wearing MY clothes."
" Pat you are special, and you are part of a special team. Two specials equal an ultra-special."
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, Call me!"
"I am a woman. If I got a nickel for every time i said that."
" We're in an RV, but I think it should be called an RVF. Recreational vehicle of friendship."
"The big dog gets the best ride. I'm not gunna have the little pink buggy, I'm gunna have a rippin' tricycle."
" I have a crazy friend named Rotang who says that it is impossible to lick your elbow."
My own show
cookie dough
popsicles the flavor of orange
being the boss
dental floss
schucks, nothing rhymes with orange
" See I wear a helmet. That's how I live GIM. I don't want to get concussed and all that."
"Are you sure your 45, not 35?"
" I'm a lemur!"
" It's Kevin Carlson. The teen hearthrobb. The hott one, with two t's."
" Whoa, look at that! That's aweome. Only a true slacker like Kevin would think of a thing like that."
" Yeah I lift weights. It's all about the muscles."
"Let's let that car pass. Safety first."
"At a pool you're supposed to swim, lay back, get red eyes from the chlorine, and sneeze a lot."
" What are we going to do, blame it on Rotang?"
"Guys my mom's home! CODE RED!"
"I close my eyes."
"You can probably tell. I'm blang-blangin it. Is..is that right? Good."
"Kevin Carlson fell. He wasn't injured, but I think his ego hurt a little."
"They would've bought...in a second."
" And one more thing, if I may. Why must they always change the rules of the games they play?"
" It's almost like wearing loaferswith no socks. Once you do that, you're a man."
"We want a radical show, and they only have a tubular show."
"HAHAHAHAH.....you stink."
Ryan:
"Mom? I'm ready to be picked up. NO they're not playing fair! NO I don't wanna try! NO, I don't get along with these guys! Come get me now. Thanks mom."
("Are you an artist?") " In so many ways."
" Get that camera out of my face! You know how I feel about national tv! That stuff is degrading man!"
"Double time, no triple time."
"Come on Shee. Team Fresh. Look over here!"
"Team Fresh dances."
" Bacon for your walk home. Get it while it's hot people."
" I was embarrased to be apart of that."
" We are so crazy."
" Once the beat goes, we don't stop."
"YOU RIPPED THE LAST SHIRT KEVIN!"
" Hey Powder, go do something with yourself."
"You know me Brendan, I am crazy."
" You mean no girls in bikinis? COME ON."
" Carissa, you're here for two reasons. One to have fun, and two to impress us."
" See, the reason for the two-story out house was so that it was built to the second story of his house, then he could just walk out without going downstairs."
"Just chewin on some bubble wrap."
"I, Ryan Turner, sign my life away."
" The zit on the side of your mouth is making me physically ill."
" They don't bring that ooommph."
"We need to start finding other people, especially the ones with red hair."
"What just happened?"
"PICK UP THAT BALL NOW! COME ON!"
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