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... it's all starting to come together. Except for one thing. There is a (drum roll please) SQUIRREL! It's so fucking huge. And I'm terrified of it. My mother pointed it out to me one day. and at first I was saying, no, I don't want to see the squirrel. NO. But then I went and looked. And I think it saw me. Because later that night I was up in my room, and I heard these weird crunching noises coming from outside. And I thought it was some psycho killer. So I shut my windows and slept with this bat-like thing just incase I had to brain someone with it. Anyways, a week later I was at my window again... and the crunching noises started! So I looked out... and there it was. The huge freaking squirrel. And then I shut my windows, because I know that if I leave my windows open it'll get in and try and kill me. I hate that squirrel. I asked my friend if I coujld borrow her dog. But she won't let me. So now I need to get a killer kitten or something... |
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