Aka: Skank
Job: Working Retard
Specialitiy: Trolleys
As you've propably guessed, yes he is homeless. He's kind of our version of Roofus from Bum Fights. He gets paid an fee of 3 pieces of raw steak a week for his trouble, and he even brings his own trolley! Now that's a bargain.
His past is quite hazy, after a collision involving a pile of tinned beans and a trolley in Tesco left him with severe amnesia. All he remembers is that he's hungry and homeless. This has forced him to eat whatever he can, so don't put your hand near him, or toutch his trolley, else you won't be gettin' it back. I think we're looking at a Hannibal Lectar Junior here. Catch him bazzin' it large down banks in his trolley, and bustin' out some buskin' to fund his crack habbit.
