| Ok, so there actually was a whole page of quotes here, but my computer decided to erase it or something, so all the originals are gone. However, there are both a second page of quotes as well as the matrix quote, both of which are working. Also, I will be adding quotes when I hear them to this page. Enjoy, and I'm sorry for the construction. |
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| ~ "Nothing fake in America!" -Robin Williams ~ "Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here." -Susan Sarandon ~ "Anti-wrinkle cream maybe, but fat-bastard cream they have naught." -Full Monty ~ "Live to the point of tears." -Camus ~ "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." ~ "Screw diamonds, chocolate is a girl's best friend." -Me ~ "It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone." ~ "Do you think that's air you're breathing now?" -Morpheus (Thanks to Stefan for reminding me of this awesome quote) ~ "And this loneliness won't leave me alone.." -Otis Redding ~ "Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars. Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars. In otherwords, hold my hand. In otherwords, darling, kiss me." -Sinatra ~"Ooohh, you're so tall." -Big Spender ~ "Past the point of if or when, no use resisting..." -Weber ~ "You don't have to be beautiful to turn me on. I just need your body baby, from dusk 'til dawn." -Prince ~ "William: What do you mean...dead? Roland: The spark of his life is covered in Shit. Does that answer your question?" -A Knight's Tale ~ "You've waited your whole life for Sir Hector to shit himself to death?" -A Knight's Tale ~ "William: Were you robbed? Chaucer: That's an interesting question actually. On the one hand, yes, on the other, a resounding no. It's more of an involentary vow of poverty really." -A Knight's Tale (I know this one is a bit off. Deal with it.) ~ "Glory, riches and stars are beyond our grasp, but a full stomach...that dream can come true." -A Knight's Tale ~ "Betray us, and I will fong you. Until your insides are out, your outsides are in...your intrails will become your extrails. I will wring...all the...pain...lots of pain." -A Knight's Tale (Ya, I like this movie) ~ "Well, the pope may be French, but Jesus was English." -A Knight's Tale ~ "Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping? Sam: I haven't been dropping no eaves, sir..." -LOTR ~ "Yet hope remains while the Company is true." -LOTR ~ "I know what it is you saw. For it is also in my mind." -LOTR ~ "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -LOTR ~ "Fly, you fools!" -LOTR ~ "And I seem to find the happiness I seek, when we're out together dancing cheek to cheek." -Sinatra ~ "If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and have this night...last forever." -A Knight's Tale ~ "Love has given me wings, so I must fly." -A Knight's Tale ~ "I gave you life so you could LIVE it!" -My Big Fat Greek Wedding ~ "You don't eat no meat?" -MBFGW ~ "I wasn't living until I met you." -MBFGW ~ "Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you can't taste the shit." -Jonathan Winters ~ "Hapiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." -George Burns ~ "In America, sex is an obsession. In other parts of the world, it's a fact." -Marlene Dietrich ~ "If men can rule the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -Linda Ellerbee ~ "Are there any hobbits left in America?" -Jack, Will and Grace ~ "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." - Kurt Vonnegut ~ "The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God." -Weeza, Steel Magnolias ~ "Playing food characters isn't always as easy as playing bad ones because the devil plays the best tune." -Ian McKellan |