When in doubt, whip it out!
Up or down don't matter as long as the whiskys brown!
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken! Hold your breath and keep on licking!
Its Your Fault!
I'm never wrong!
If I wanted your opinion I woulda pulled my dick outta your mouth and asked for it!
I have a jagged meatl dildo and I'm not afraid to use it! (Don't read too far into that last one!)
