"Remember I'll always love you, as I claw your (expletive deleted) throat away"

Too Sexy Men

Chris - Wisdom Teeth + Swelling = Chubby Bunny

Awwwwww . . .

Just when you think it's gonna get cute: OAF!

I'd say they're both too happy . . .

I dunno, I personally am getting a lesbian vibe.

Chinese Democracy (why do captions have to make sense?)

I can only focus on Derrick's crotch . . .

No words do justice to this picture

Make way, things just got a lot sexier

More Andrew than you can shake a stick at

Some people talk too much . . .

Because not enough people already think Andrew is gay

I don't know about those two

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

You know how we do

I think they look better in green

That's just sad

"Once you go fat, you never go back"

Vin Diesel's twin

"Mmmm . . . finger lickin' good"

Testing my scanner and proving I can get a prom date