| What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas We�ve all had that one night where you and a good friend have a joke goes too far in one aspect or another. The results may vary, a small kiss, arrest, or in some cases�you. But all that aside we don�t catch the eye of the public. January 3, 2004 will be a day that will haunt the �pop princess� forever. Late that Saturday, Britney Spears tied the knot with a child hood friend and singer Jason Alexander. They were staying at a Las Vegas hotel and decided that it would be a great idea to get married. The actual cause of this rash decision still hasn�t been found, but one thing is certain�she was fuckin� smashed. Wonder how much her bill was for use of the mini-bar?? True, she �claims� that she was perfectly sober, but when you look at the wedding certificate, and then the annulment papers, there is a huge difference in writing style, which leads any one who isn�t horribly imbread to figure out that she was trashed. What motives would somebody have to marry such an �innocent,� �hard working,� and clearly influenced Spears? Well, for one she�s freakin� hot. That�s the given. The second is a much deeper motive. She is horny�plain and simple. A well known fact is sex before marriage is clearly forbidden by the church, so why not have a quickie marriage and make an old friend the luckiest son-of-a-bitch in the world. And that is the plain and simple truth. Spears� web site put up an article about it saying �On Saturday, January 3rd, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married. Britney and Mr. Alexander filed for annulment which became official on Monday, January 5th.� And all of her faithful fans believe that she didn�t mean anything of it�but we all know that when we look at it she is a drunken slut. All I can say is Give me a call next time your in Vegas ;-) And I must say congratulations Jason Alexander�you lucky bastard. -Sean |
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