Past poetic reference to an EverQuest moment...

I valiantly stride up to battle
The opponent not looking much brighter than cattle
I have fought this little beasty before
I hit my favorite taunt 'your mothers a whore
and your father picked her up from a second hand store'
I think the little beasty started to take offense
I saw his little face scowling and intense
The little beasty is harder than he first seems
But not to worry, and my confidence still beams
Not to worry I still have health galore
Just lucky there's just one and not more
Then over the hill I did see
The little cunts grouping against me
As I tried to run to the zone in fear
My bloody sow slowly starting to disappear
My little legs are running as fast as they can go
Pity that when you are bleeding to death you go pretty slow
I still have some faith that my yell button will work
At this time the fucken little demons hitting me and going berserk
At this point I am starting to lose faith, patience and hope
I know my poor beloved character will not be able to cope
I start to curse I start to swear
I was bound fucken miles away from here
As the shitty pieces of crap finally kill me it's all just the same
Verbally I really go to town "This stupid fuckin game !!!"
What utter monkey shit monsters and fuck the people that play it too
They are all just silly hunka soof arse eating poo
I don't know why I played this game full of so much torture and sorrow
And you bet you life I'll be back on it tomorrow.

 

 

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