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With seven cats in the house, decorating for the Holiday can be an adventure, so when I saw this posted in forums and doing the email rounds, I just had to add it to my Web site! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!
The Twelve Cats of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
When I brought home my tree,
My 12 cats were laughing at me.
On the second day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the third day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I looked at my poor tree,
12 cats a-climbing,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
and my 12 cats laughing at me!
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