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| Take your empty beer bottle into the men's room and fill 'er up with tepid water (NOT PISS). Then, belly up to a hectic stretch of the bar and tell the 'keep he's mistakenly given you a warm one. He'll clutch the bottle, look puzzled, toss it, and fetch you another cold one. Maybe he will even apologize. |
| Gravitate with your almost-empty towatd a big, tipsy group ordering a monster round. Get in close and wait for their dozen cold ones to land on the counter, the "accidentally" pick up one of the new beverages instead of your backwashy bottle. |
| Pick a well-heeled patron, shadow him until he jogs your arm, and drrop your near-empty beer. Nine times out of ten, the guy will buy you a new one-and if he doesn't, the bartender will. |
| Strategy #4: "THE MOURNER" Appear down in the dumps at a friendly warm tavern, and any self-respecting bartender will ask what's wrong and pour a freebie. Go ahead, embellish: Losing a job or girlfriend merits a free draft by law in most states. |
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