My Commentary on the AMAs or Where the FUCK was Lance??
Yeah, so, I was all looking forward to the AMAs because, you know, every public appearance is an opportunity for slash action. But alas, when those three idiots came out to present sans Lance and Joey, I shrieked like one of those Ringwraiths in the Lord of the Rings movie.
Fucking fuck man, what is up?? The stupid gits aren't supposed to go anywhere without each other. It was a disappointment to fans worldwide. I'm not even going to MENTION what JC was wearing. *sigh* For a moment there I was hoping he'd go with my idea in A Thousand Suns. He'd look quite yummy in a suit. Certainly better than what he looks like in a leather/pleather monstrous thing that's only got the leatherish material on the front. Nasty.
Now, we all know Britney and Justin are in love, mostly because they say it every damn time they're interviewed. But Lusty Justy didn't HAVE to stand up and throw his arms out after what was obviously the most horrible live performance I've ever seen, "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman (holy fock!!)" by Britney. Honestly, she's got loads of money, couldn't she afford a vocal coach? It's so sad...she's RIGHT, she IS a performer and most definitely not a musician.
Another thing...I might be a bigger U2 fan than I am an *Nsync fan, but if I'd been there I wouldn't have BOOED them! Man, those fans were rude when they won best pop group. At least Justin had the grace to take it all in stride and make that witty comment about U2 winning Grammys. Yeah, and it was true too. Damn straight.
So where was Lance? To make myself feel better I shall think up a suitable explanation in my head. Lance was horribly sick at home, in the LA house JC bought last year, and he was just waiting for JC to come back to him. JC was so pained to leave him but he had to, that's why he was so distracted that he couldn't pick out a better outfit. Yes, that sounds quite right.
*Sigh*. Am going to write some slash now.
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