Give It Up, Lance Honey!
For god's sake, someone tell that boy to shave his beard.
Heeyuk. Sorry, that one's slightly overused. See, Lance looks really good with the scruff on his chin, but not so good with that WOMAN on his arm.
Oh Lance honey, I knnooow! They're MAKING you do it! But come on, you're what, twenty-two? You're rich, you're famous, and when you say jump they're supposed to say "On one leg or two?" I mean, they can't just find a replacement for their bass singer. So YOU'VE got the power, and YOU should have the guts to use it.
Did they pick her out for you, or did you choose her yourself? In any case, you don't have to go on living the lie. Look how it's hurting JC. Look how he's taken to the drugs to calm his nerves (Just kidding, that was mean. I know JC's as clean as a newborn baby...on crack). Sure, he did it to you for years with that other chick, but it's completely understandable! He's MUCH more flaming than you are, especially these days. He needed to hide behind her. But you, YOU can do well enough without the fake girlfriend. You may not know it, but these hired girls are totally getting in the way of your REAL relationship, with the man you love: JC Chasez. And you're also preventing dear, sweet Laura from finding a real boyfriend, since I'm sure Jive has her under contract to make like it's all true. *sigh* This is doing NOONE any good at ALL.
How can I persuade you that the fans would embrace your and JC's relationship? It'll be a huge step, you know, not just in the music industry but in the development of society! Big talk, yes, but in a way, there's some truth to it! Open those beautiful green eyes of yours, Bass, there's a whole world waiting out there to accept you if you'd only take the risk!
Besides, JC's WAY prettier than she will EVER be. *grin*
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