Believe in The Conspiracy.
Just a short introduction before you go any further...
What is this conspiracy we keep talking about? What the fuck is a conspiracy house? And who the hell would be bloody screwed-up enough to come up with all this?
That would be us, yo. To answer the first question, The Conspiracy is an elaborate plan woven by Johnny Wright and the rest of the suits at Jive to keep JC and Lance's relationship hidden from the fans. After all, they can't have two of their hottest properties off bonking each other AND have the fans know about it. That just wouldn't be possible, man. About one-third of *Nsync's appeal is that they are five talented young men who just happen to be hot in their own unique ways. Show me a fan who says he/she just likes them "for the music" and I'll show you someone who's lying their ass off. I mean, come on, don't tell me you're just into them for classics like "Riddle" and "I Need Love." Did I mention "Digital Getdown"?? (HEY! I like that one! I think JC wrote it for Lance...) Anyway, so that's why Management can't have two of their prettiest boys come out. And THAT is why they're taking such pains to keep them both in the closet. The way they figure it, as long as those two stay IN the closet, they can do whatever the hell they want inside (whoa, images flashing through my slash-drowned brain...). This whole plan ALSO includes our two favorite *Nchicks, Bobbee and Laura. Did anyone ELSE notice how quickly Lance grew a BEARD when JC finally shaved HIS off?? (woo, double meaning! I am so brilliant, yo!)
Back to the question and answer portion, audience. A conspiracy house is a lame-ass phrase I made up when I decided that "club" was too easy and "group" was just wrong. Plus, in Britain, they say Houses of Parliament and I wanted to use the Parliamentary system for our own little three-person government (someday we WILL live in a country called JayLa Land. haha). So there you go. And that is why we named this site...what we named it. There's that brilliance again.
For the last question: Who would be screwed-up enough to even think this stuff up? I know there are a lot of very cool people out there who write JC/Lance all the time. But there are very few who have let *Nsync take over their lives so much so that they actually BELIEVE that JC and Lance are dating. Again, that's us. We believe. And when I say believe, I mean that if anyone tried to tell us otherwise, our brains would automatically shut them out and start replaying The Look scene in the "This I Promise You" video (yes, psychotic cases like us have little movies in our minds...it's one of the many perks). If you want to take a closer look into our messed-up minds, go here.
In case you're wondering, we DO have lives. We're all seniors in High School. We'll be graduating in a very short period of time. We have long-term college/career plans and we do other things not related to *Nsync. We're just...you know, really obsessed with these people.
So that's about it. Enjoy the site! Oh, and remember: Believe.
Indigo.
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