Quotes, which make this crack friend legendary
When she pop's her teeth out she gives a great hummer."
My cum tastes better than yours.

This Crack friend posses many traits:
Sticking his lips out when looking at books, cards, etc
Talking to his hands I always wondered if they talked back.
NOTORIOUS for wearing highwaters

"She had her period blood on my back and it was good.
Yo, I want a chick to piss on me.
Sounds a bit likewatersports doesn't it??

The news paper article read, "City man charged in bizarre, city break in.
Breaks a beer bottle on own head causing
Chained to a wall by the police and urinates on self.
Nickname: Rape Master Flash
Able to drive through road blocks in a single bound (of course 5
of the car windows were blasted out in the process).
Inches away from crashing into a police car while doing 88 mph
in a 55 mph zone while too intoxicated to walk.


"Somebody out there calls ME there crack friend."