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| As our beer starved UB students run to Byrne's room, Ferraro stops in at Room 202 to grab some munchies...Orange Ausitn Crackers w/ peanut butter....heavy drinking follows...JayHan remembers his Evolutionary Biology lab practical is tommorow, not in 2 days. He hurries back and goes to bed....But the evening's action was not over yet... |
| As JayHan and Ben are sleeping peacefully, dreaming of answers to their lab practical the next morning, they wake to the sounds of retching noises..... |
| Stunned, JayHan and Ben look over to see Ferraro spewing a vile orange fluid all over his chair. The fluid's momentum carries it down to the floor where it coagulates in a chunky, smelly, vomitous pool. Ben asks, "Are you ok?" Chris replies, "I had some water...I guess my stomach didn't like it!!" JayHan giggles like a girl, and tries to go back to sleep when he realizes the vomit is splashing dangerously close to his face. He covers it with his blanket and goes back to sleep |
| The Next Morning.... |
| JayHan wakes up to see Ferraro's chair, sheets, and the surrounding area COVERED with an orange...ooze...then the smell hits him. Luckily, there is a bottle of odor killing Clorox spray in the room. After using 3/4 of the bottle on the most damaged areas, he goes to take his bio lab practical...which he fails miserably which causes him to retake the class next semester since failing the lab practical means failing the course.... |
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