Things I absolutely loathe...
Things I Absolutely Loathe� [inspired by my underboss m0eie's hate list =P]
1. Asians with a fucking a staring problem!!
2. Asians who talk really loud on their phones in public.
3. Asians who talk really loud, full stop!
4. Asians who come to live in Australia but refuse to learn English. For fuck's sake, you're not in China anymore!
5. People who stop their car right in the middle of Mains Road and hold up traffic because they want to drop someone off at the bus stop
6. When people chew like pigs. For crying out loud, chew with your mouth SHUT!
7. Likewise, people who smack their lips when they eat, or go *sclurrrrp*.. "ahhhh" when drinking coffee
8. Stores that give you no service because the attendants are stuck-up, or assume that you have no money to buy anything.
9. When you order chips from KFC and they don't have enough salt on them
10. Rich people who penny-pinch
11. On that note, people who claim they have no money on them but then you catch them buying lunch
12. People who always let other people pay for them. Pay for your damn self, you cheapskates! >=(
13. Pansies who think they're 'the shit' because they have a remotely done-up car
14. Keyboards that screw up, and the 1 and ~ keys don't work!!
15. People who drive around with their ridiculously low seats pushed way back, thinking "I'm hip, I'm cool," when really they just look like dickheads because they can't see over the steering wheel
16. Technology that screws up on you, especially when you need it!
17. Trying to walk against the wind!
18. People who spit on pathways
19. Slutty 15 year olds who think they're good-looking with all their makeup and trashy Supre gear
20. Fat people who wear excruciatingly tight clothing
21. People who sit on the aisle seat of the bus when it's full, instead of the inner window seat
22. People on the bus who put their bags down on the seat next to them and won't remove them even when it's so crowded that there're people standing up end to end!
23. Dropping coins on the ground and having to bend down and pick them up
24. When people abbreviate everything they type, to the point where it's indecipherable, like "hy hw u," "wt u up2, jst chlln" "ntn mch, wt bt u?"
25. People who only make friends with you because they want something
26. Guys who only talk to a girl because they think she's hot, and then drop her at the first sign of a prettier chick
27. Idiots who try to cram onto an already-full bus when the sign indicates there's like a one minute wait for the next bus
28. R&B, rap or hiphop songs that sound like shit and don't have any real meaning, but people still play them because they think it makes them look 'cool'
29. Religion
30. People who still try to bullshit you, even though you know, and they know, that you're fully aware of the truth
31. Two-faced, conniving people
32. The fact that people actually make friends with, or are deceived by, these two-faced, manipulative bitches
33. People who think they can treat others like shit just because they're good looking
34. Drivers who don't thank you after you've let them cut into your lane
35. When rich people claim they're 'not rich'
36. Guys who think their souped up cars compensate for whatever it is they're lacking
37. People who talk during lectures!!
38. People that think anyone who doesn't conform to society's bullshit stereotypes is a 'freak'
39. People who think you're a 'loser' just because you don't like clubbing
40. That lame ass 'Asian Pride' song - the one that goes "got rice bitch? got rice? got anything you can show that is nice?"
41. Grouchy bus drivers
42. When the person in front of you walks through a door and doesn't bother to hold it open for you to reach it, even though they know you're right behind them!
43. Telemarketers who bug you in the middle of dinner, or your favourite TV show
44. When little kids scream
45. Lame titles like "Kyo0tie3_aZn_BaBi_bUbbLe_gUrL" or "HaRdC0r3__h0tti3_aZn_gAngSt4r_gUy"
46. People who think their point of view is the only one that's right, and other peoples' opinions don't count
47. People who keep butting into things and making useless statements, pretending they know what's going on, when really they don't
48. People who brag.
49. Insomnia
50. Losers who won't go anywhere in public by themselves because they think someone will call them a 'nigel'!!
51. When you buy a packet of jubes that are supposed to be hard, but turn out to be really soft
52. Walking through the rain with an umbrella, and then the wind blows and impedes your ability to walk
53. When people drive with their headlights on in the middle of the day!
54. Gullible people who STILL fall for those stupid email fwds and send them out to everyone on their mailing list.. like "send this to 45887686840 people or you will die!"
more gripes to come soon...