1.Try to even up your non-dominant hand. Abuse it if it's not building up fast enough.
2.Try to sing songs backwards, while they are playing front wards.
3.Get all your CDs and play them backwards to find hidden evil messages.
4.Write and post all your Christmas cards, even if it's only April.
5.Make up dirty limericks then attempt to sell them to the music companies.
6.Play Chess or Poker....against yourself.
7.Crack every joint you possibly can in your body.
8.Apply for every job in the newspaper, even if you're not qualified or dont want it.
9.As with the previous example, make up a brilliant resumé. ("Of COURSE I got the Nobel Physics prize twice, what do you think I am, stupid?!")
10.Using your hands, try to massage and mould your body into a supermodel/hunk.
11.Bug the Spice Girls enough to become Tagalong Spice.
12.Create new words and submit them to the Oxford Dictionary.
13.See how far you can do the splits. Keep an amuLance on standby.
14.Ring random phone numbers and make up funny stories. Ask for Bill Jazkowich. If they say you've got the wrong number, hang up and ring the same number again.
15.Find celebrity phone numbers. Even if you know Bill Gates doesn't live down your street, ring and make sure.
16.Go to random sites on the net and then give page-long comments to each.
17.Paint your room entirely black so as to freak you out at night and make it basically impossible to get out of your room.
18.Try every phone number in the country sequentially and see how many interesting numbers you can find. Have competitions with your friends to see how many celebrities they can get.
19.Order a pizza for some guy in Iran.
20.Measure your room/house in volume to the closest cubed centimetre. If you have good enough tools, try to go even more precise.
21.Have imaginary fights with yourself in public. This can be a loud argument (put on two different voices) or a fist-fight. You have to do the first few moves for one guy and then jump over and get hit. [Make it acrobatic.]
22.Buy a copy of every magazine in the newsagency and enter every competition. Cut the good bits out and donate the leftovers to doctors' surgeries.
23.Walk about your house naked. Don't worry when someone knocks on the door. Act as though nothing is amiss, mow the lawn, hold a rave party. (That's an idea - nude rave party)
24.Without mirrors, try to see the back of your head.
25.Invite everyone you know to your house for a party, but don't have one.
26.Enter a petshop and demand to buy a monkey.
27.Make up a plausible story so that you can blame Bill Gates for abandoning you, his long-lost illegitimate kid.
28.Sleep for about a week. See how much energy you can pool doing this.
29.Walk along any street and get every fourteenth person and hug them like they were your bestest friend. Continue along the street and keep doing this until you are finally arrested.
30.Find a shop and try your damnedest to get physically thrown out. If they just guide you out, go outside and wait five seconds before re-entering.
31.Sit outside a Quit Smoking clinic with a huge cigar in your mouth and blow smoke rings at people who enter the building.
32.Set up a hotdog stand outside of the Weight Loss clinic.
33.If you're male, go into a female lingerie store and try on everything there then buy some and leave. Come back later and say you need something for your girlfriend.
34.If you're a female, go to a newsagency and buy about 28 copies of Playboy-like magazines.
35.Ask checkout people what their problem is.
36.Put a doctor's surgery sign in front of your house. [Or your neighbours.]
37.Put dry ice in the toilet when guests come around.
38.Experiment with: pure sodium, liquid nitrogen, nitroglycerine, and as many acids as you can.
39.Do weird things to your body and then go around shops as if everything is normal. Such alterations are: painting half your face gold, shaving off all bodily hair, get different coloured contacts, shave the front half of your head, tie your shoelaces together, hang your genitalia out of your clothes, paint your teeth different colours, or tie string all around your head really tight.
40.Fake your own attempted murder (i.e. someone tried to murder you) and go as gory as you can. Stagger about the house freaking all your friends/family/guests out. [Especially good at other people's parties because they have to clean up the mess].
41.Create a new language and insist on speaking it constantly.
42.Pretend to be one of those "End of the World" people on street corners and speak loudly in your language.
43.Corner people and ask them questions in your language and don't let them go until they answer them. If smart-arses decide to speak gibberish back, act as though they are crazy, or correct their grammar.
44.Find your nearest movie studio and pretend to work there. Claim that you're the director.
45.Go to a golfing tournament and lie on the green. Wait until someone chases you out. Or if you get bored of lying there, chase people around, throwing golf balls and waving a golf club menacingly over your head.
46.Visit the old people's home. Try to convince someone that you are their grandchild.
47.Go to primary school again. Sit in a class like a normal student and get distraught when you realise that mum didn't pack any lunch for you.
48.Construct lists of things to do when you're bored.