Proud to be an Australian?

From the Australian Bureau of Statistics...

~ 3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

~142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.

~58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

~31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

~19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.

~Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.

~101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

~18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

~A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.

~5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars[phwut the??].........and finally:

~8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.

YEP! its great to be Australian!