| Four expectant fathers were
at Subang Jaya Medical Centre' waiting room,while their wives in labour.
After waiting about 30 minutes, the nurse arrived and announced to the
first man. "Congratulations Sir...! You are the father of twins. "What
a coincidence, "the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Petronas
Twin Tower.
"The nurse return in a little while and turned to the second man, "You Sir, are the father of triplets." "Wowww!! That's really an incredible coincidence, "he said. "I work for the TV3. " An hour later, while the first two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time she turn to the 3rd man; who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. Don't tell me!!!! Another coincidence????" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure,he said "I don't believe it !!. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel. " Upon hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy,who had just fainted, flat out on the floor,The nurse rushed to his side, and after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again. " I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...." " I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...." " I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...." " I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...." " I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...." |