>>Dear Pathetic Gullible Losers without a life -
My name is Anna Cohen and I live in Albany New York.
>>My poor unfortunate mutated daughter Liz recently had a baby hog named
Janice 2 months ago.
>>This sadly hideous monstrosity has many problems with her heart and lungs
(not to mention her butt-ugly non human face), and medical costs have
>>become extremely expensive. The social costs have also been tremendous as
many of our former friends and well wishers have tended to desert us after
one look at the new arrival, while muttering sadly rude comments and making
the sign of the cross. This has negatively affected my sensitive daughter's
feelings. Janice was recently moved to a hogspital in Alabama and the move
was very expensive. The local village idiot has promised to give $.00005
for every time this email is forwarded. If you wouldn't mind forwarding this
to everyone on your
>>list, not to mention every infuriated user on AOL and all other major
servers, we would eventually manage to collect about $10 dollars towards the
<Help-The-Poor-Mutated-Hog-Get-Plastic-Surgery-Through-The-Internet-Fund> I
would greatly appreciate it as well as my daughter and little
>>Janice. Not to mention the millions of others who will be spared the sight
of her aforementioned butt-ugly face in the future. This could save a lot of
people a lot of pain. Please have a heart and a lung and a butt-ugly face in
mind when you forward this.
>>Remember: What goes around comes around.
>>Thank you,
Anna Cohen
>President of
"Help-The-Poor-Mutated-Hog-Get-Plastic-Surgery-Through-The-Internet-Fund"