THE CHAOS DIVISION ROSTER AND BIOS
NAME: Bassel Noori
NICKNAME: B
HOMETOWN: Grand Rapids, Michigan
DEBUTE: April 2001
HISTORY: 2 Time Chaos Heavyweight Champion, WWE Tag-Team Champion, 2 Time Chaos Tag-Team Champion, Hardcore Champion, Chaos GM (March 2005 - April 2005)
ALLIES: Jay Taylor
ENEMIES: DJ Finch, DS Inc.
FINISHERS: The Lebanese Spear, Chokeslam, Powerbomb
NAME: Jason Taylor
NICKNAME: Jay Taylor, Jay Tay, Franchise
HOMETOWN: Chicago, Illinois
DEBUTE: April 2001
HISTORY: 5 Time Chaos Heavyweight Champion, WWE Tag-Team Champion, 3 Time Chaos Tag-Team Champion, WWE European Champion, 2005 Irish Brawl Winner
ALLIES: B, Clynetyme, Lougainis
ENEMIES: The Rednecks, DS INC, Tony "The ManBeast" Lozon
FINISHERS: The Franchise Stunner, The Nite-Light Moonsault, Franchise Ankle-Lock (submission)
CATCH PHRASE: "I do it all for, the fans." and "Five times better than you."
NAME: Greg Jorgenson
NICKNAME: Lougainis, Lou
HOMETOWN: Muskegeon, Michigan
DEBUTE: May 2002
HISTORY: Chaos Announcer
ALLIES: Jay Taylor
ENEMIES: Heels, Nidol
FINISHERS: Superkick
NAME: Jeff Fallucca
NICKNAME: The Fiesty Italian
HOMETOWN: St. Claire Shores, Michigan
DEBUTE: May 2002
HISTORY: Chaos Ring Announcer
ALLIES: none
ENEMIES: none
FINISHERS: N/A
NAME: Rick Esteban
NICKNAME: O'Ban, O, Ricky O
HOMETOWN: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
DEBUTE: May 2002
HISTORY: Chaos Heavyweight Champion, referee, manager
ALLIES: Clynetyme, Ben G
ENEMIES: Dave "The Wasp" Wassic
FINISHERS: Pimp-assed Superkick
CATCH PHRASE: "Ladies Ladies Ladies, Which one of you lucky ladies is coming home with me?"
NAME: Nick Clyne
NICKNAME: Clynetyme
HOMETOWN: Marysville, Michigan
DEBUTE: November 2002
HISTORY: Chaos Tag Team Champion
ALLIES: Ben G, Ricky O
ENEMIES: The DS Boys, The Rednecks
FINISHERS: The Shining Wizard, Hurricane Chokeslam
NAME: Ben Galster
NICKNAME: BG, Benny G, Ben G
HOMETOWN: Detroit, Michigan
DEBUTE: December 2002
HISTORY: Chaos Tag Team Champion
ALLIES: Clynetyme, Ricky O
ENEMIES: The DS Boys, The Rednecks
FINISHERS: Powerbomb, Spear
NAME: Ryan Bronkama
NICKNAME: Bronk
HOMETOWN: Ann Arbor, Michigan
DEBUTE: December 2002
HISTORY: Chaos Announcer, Chaos Tag Team Champion
ALLIES: DJ Finch
ENEMIES: Faces
FINISHERS: N/A
CATCH PHRASE: "Damnit Lou!"
NAME: Emily Helt
NICKNAME: None
HOMETOWN: Schoolcraft, Michigan
DEBUTE: April 2003
HISTORY: Manager, Chaos GM (May 2005 - present)
ALLIES: Eli Jimenez, DS Inc, The DS Boys
ENEMIES: Faces
FINISHERS: N/A
NAME: DJ Finch
NICKNAME: The Ragin Redneck, Recneck Finch, DJ
HOMETOWN: Grand Rapids, Michigan
DEBUTE: April 2003
HISTORY: 2 Time Chaos Heavyweight Champion, Chaos Tag Team Champion
ALLIES: Heather, Dave Wassic, Ryan Bronkama, Brandon Walsh
ENEMIES: B, Tony Lozon, Ricky O, Jay Taylor, 703
FINISHERS: The Redneck Bearhug (submission)
NAME: Tony Lozon
NICKNAME: The Manbeast
HOMETOWN: Grandville, Michigan or Unknown
DEBUTE: May 2003
HISTORY: 2 Time Chaos Tag Team Champion, May 2004 Chaos Rumble winner, Chaos Heavyweight Champion
ALLIES: Jay Taylor
ENEMIES: DS Inc., The Rednecks
FINISHERS: The Manbeast Bearhug (submission)
NAME: Heather
NICKNAME: None
HOMETOWN: Livonia, Michigan
DEBUTE: June 2003
HISTORY: manager, valet
ALLIES: DJ Finch, Dave Wassic, Brandon Walsh
ENEMIES: DS Inc, B
FINISHERS: N/A
NAME: Eli Jimenez
NICKNAME: Sargent Jimenez
HOMETOWN: Jackson, Michigan
DEBUTE: November 2003
HISTORY: 2 Time Chaos Heavyweight Champion, Chaos Division GM
ALLIES: The DS Boys, Emily Helt
ENEMIES: Jay Taylor, Tony Lozon, B
FINISHERS: J.K.O.
CATCH PHRASE: "I am a fair and just man."
NAME: Brandon Walsh
NICKNAME: Baller, Stink Pit Walsh
HOMETOWN: Pittsburg, Pennsylvania
DEBUTE: January 2004
HISTORY: none
ALLIES: DJ Finch, Heather, Dave Wassic
ENEMIES: 703, B, Jay, Tony
FINISHERS: Stink Pit, Standing Squash
NAME: Dave Wassic
NICKNAME: The Wasp
HOMETOWN: London, England
DEBUTE: July 2004
HISTORY: N/A
ALLIES: Nidol
ENEMIES: Rick O'Ban
FINISHERS: Stinger Bomb
NAME: Josh Render
NICKNAME: Jish
HOMETOWN: Brown City, Michigan
DEBUTE: January 2004
HISTORY: 3-Time Chaos Tag Team Champion
ALLIES: Tony Lozon
ENEMIES: Greg Martus, Jay Taylor, Eli Jimenez
FINISHERS: The Brown City Bomb
NAME: Greg Martus
NICKNAME: None
HOMETOWN: Brown City, Michigan
DEBUTE: January 2004
HISTORY: 3-Time Chaos Tag Team Champion
ALLIES: Eli Jimenez
ENEMIES: Tony Lozon, Jay Taylor, Josh Render
FINISHERS: Top Rope Superkick
NAME: Scottie McPoots
NICKNAME: McPooter Pants
HOMETOWN: New York, New York
DEBUTE: March 2003
HISTORY: Smackdown! The Magazine writer, Chaos Division Special Coorespondant
ALLIES: None
ENEMIES: None
NAME: Jake Ziegler
NICKNAME: None
HOMETOWN: Joe, Montana
DEBUTE: June 2004
HISTORY: Chaos Division Referee
ALLIES: None
ENEMIES: None
NAME: (Megan, Rhiannon, Alison)
NICKNAME: The Chaos Divas
DEBUTE: The Chaos Brawl 2004
HISTORY: None
ALLIES: Divas
ENEMIES: None
NAME: Nidol Hassan
NICKNAME: The Shwarma King
HOMETOWN: Middle East
DEBUTE: November 2004
HISTORY: None
ALLIES: Dave Wassic
ENEMIES: Everyone, Lougainis
FINISHERS: Camel Cluth (submission)
NAME: Derek Van Haaran
NICKNAME: D.V.
HOMETOWN: Mt. Clemens, Michigan
DEBUTE: January 2005
HISTORY: None
ALLIES: None
ENEMIES: None
FINISHERS: Cross-Face Crippler (submission)
NAME: Brian Salyer
NICKNAME: Corp B
HOMETOWN: Miami, Florida
DEBUTE: February 2005
HISTORY: N/A
ALLIES: Bob Batch
ENEMIES: All other tag-teams
FINISHERS: The Doomsday Device (submission)
NAME: Bob Batch
NICKNAME: Corp B
HOMETOWN: Cairo, Egypt
DEBUTE: February 2005
HISTORY: N/A
ALLIES: Brian Salyer
ENEMIES: All other tag-teams
FINISHERS: Armegeddon Superlock (submission)
NAME: Parween Noori
NICKNAME: Par
HOMETOWN: Grand Rapids, Michigan
DEBUTE: May 2005
HISTORY: Chaos Ring Announcer
ALLIES: Bassel Noori
ENEMIES: None
FINISHERS: N/A