B: Well that too. Let’s turn to ringside where The Dumbass Smelly Italian is set to introduce the teams.

MATCH #3 – TLC CHAOS TAG TITLE MATCH

FALLUCCA: The following match is a Triple Threat TLC match and it is for the WWE Chaos Tag Titles! Introducing first, by request, they are the current WWE Chaos Tag Champions, hailing from Brown City Michigan, Josh Render and Greg Martus, DS Inc.!

DS Inc.’s music hit and the crowd opened up in nay-saying chants. DS Inc, who never fail to come up with something odd and crazy for their matches appeared in Buster Bronco costumes with long black capes. On the back of one of the capes “Kalamazoo and WMU Suck Donkey Ass” read in large readable white letters. The other read, “WMU Torchers ME! HELP!” They entered the ring and took off the Buster heads and tossed them over the ropes.

FALLUCCA: Introducing next, out of the redneck havens of Grand Rapids, Brandon Walsh and DJ Finch, the Rednecks!

The Rednecks got a mixed reaction from the crowd. It was appearant that due to inactivity as of late, and the fact that DS Inc. were the power heels, that by default, the Rednecks were tweeners.

FALLUCCA: And finally introducing the final challengers, from Marysville Michigan, Ben G and Clynetyme, 703!

The crowd roared for the face team. They had put in hard time for years and have not yet hit pay dirt in this division. They always seem to get screwed.

All three teams were in the ring and the bell rang, but no one moved. In a sudden burst, all three teams slid out of the rings in different directions and fumbled around underneath the ring. Tables, ladders and chairs were all legal in this match with no DQ stipulations. All 6 men slid into the ring with chairs. They looked around and all dropped the chairs and slid out of the ring again. Each team slid a table out and set it up outside the ring. Then the teams slid out a ladder each and reentered the ring. Three ladders in the ring, welded by three teams. Each team looked up highover head and stared at the belts gleaming above. Attention shifted from team to team as they looked one another over. Then DS Inc and The Rednecks charged 703 and 703 was drilled with the ladders. All ladders fell to the mat. The Rednecks pounded away at Clynetyme and DS Inc fired away at Ben G. Render and Finch grabbed chairs and Clynetyme and Ben G were drilled and thrown out of the ring in pain. Render turned and drilled Walsh with a massive chair shot at the same time Finch drilled Martus. Render and Finch were left in the ring alone and dropped the chairs and locked up. It was big man versus big man. Finch gained the upper hand with a couple of knees to the mid section. Render knelt down to a knee. Finch clubbed Render’s back and Render fell to the mat. Finch bounded off the rope and went to drop and knee to the back of Renders head when Jish rolled out of the way. Both men gathered their strength.

Clynetyme and Martus worked their way into the ring and exchanged punches. On the opposite side of the ring Ben G and Walsh entered and exchanged punches. Finch and Render gained their feet and charged in opposite directions. Render was sent by Ben G and Walsh over the top rope. Finch was sent over the top rope by Clynetyme and Martus. Render and Finch, over in opposite directions, both crashed through the two tables outside. The crowds chanted a faint, “Holy Shit” as the belts swayed over head.

With both Clynetyme and Ben G back in the ring, 703 took charge. Clynetyme hit Martus with a low blow and Martus rolled out of the ring next to his fallen comrade Render. The table was in pieces and the two men lay broken. Ben G and Clynetyme double teamed Walsh in the ring and the crowd was excited. It took both members of 703 to double suplex Walsh. Walsh was then thrown into the corner for some pounding. Clyne grabbed a chair and Ben brought Walsh to the middle of the ring and pinned Walsh’s arms behind his back. Clyne swung the chair, Walsh moved, and Ben G felt the throb of the steel chair-shot. Clyne was shocked and Walsh clothesline him to the mat. Clyne was then picked to his feet and Irish whipped into the corner. Walsh charged and body flopped Clyne. Clyne fell into a sitting position in the corner. Walsh tunred, rolled up his sleeve and stuck his sweaty armpit direction over Clyne’s mouth and face. The crowd moaned in disgust.

Walsh was pleased with him self and he turned from Clyne. Clyne rolled out of the ring dry heaving. Martus was back to his feet and quickly climbed the tope rope. Martus dove at Walsh and executed a top rope bull dog on Walsh. Martus grabbed a chair and drilled Walsh in the back. Walsh tried to get to all fours but was drilled again. Martus rolled him from the ring and grabbed a ladder. Martus set the ladder up and the crowd screamed at the thought of DS Inc retaining their titles. Martus began the slow climb up the ladder. His nuts were still ringing from the low blow by Clynetyme.

Finch was stirring and entered. He knew he had to get to the ladder to stop Martus. Finch entered the ring in a daze, but from out of nowhere Render charged and both huge men went over the top rope. The thunderous charge by Render and the impact over the ropes shook the ring and the ladder tipped over. Martus leapt from the falling ladder and grabbed a hold to the belt hook. Martus had not retrieved the belts and was hanging from the cable! The crowd was screaming. Ben G had a chair in hand and climbed the tope rope in one of the corners. He was dazed too from the Clynetyme chair-shot. Ben G leapt and in mid-air, swung and slammed the chair into Martus’ back. The two fell to the mat in a sickening thud and rolled in pain to the edges of the mat. On the outside Walsh was exchanging shots with Clyne. On the opposite side, Render and Finch were dueling it out. Finch whipped Render towards the steel steps but Render reversed it and Finch hit the steps. On the other side of the ring Walsh set up the forth table of the night and duked it out with Clyne. Walsh and Clyne exchanged punches between an announcers table and the table that Walsh had just set up. Clyne got in a lucky shot to the midsection of Walsh and Walsh was temporarily stunned. Clyne attempted to suplex Walsh into the setup table but Walsh locked his leg around Clynes and blocked it. Walsh headbutted Clyne and stunned him and suplexed Clyne overhead and through the Arabic announcing table!

Martus was nearly unconscious in the ring laying on the edge. Clyne was crippled along side the Arabic announcers. DJ Finch was rolling around regaining his strength from the massive force Render whipped him with into the steel steps.

Walsh entered the ring and set up a ladder. At the same time Render entered and climbed the opposite side. The two exchanged punches towards the top of the ladder. Ben G set up a second ladder next to the first one and climbed. Ben G was hoping the two would take each other out and he could grab the titles himself. This did not happen. The two heels glared at Ben and fired away at him. Ben used all his strength to keep himself from the fall. Walsh and Render locked Ben in and double arm-tossed Ben G from the top of the ladder, over the top rope and through the fourth table. The crowd blarred the “HOLY SHIT” chant. Both Render and Walsh did not escape damage because both hit the ground equally hard. Render and Walsh rolled out of the ring in pain. Ben G was out cold and a few referees from the back came to check if he had just died. He did not but he was a hurtin folks.

Finch re-entered the ring and looked upon the ladder that Ben G had set up. The other ladder had fallen over on top of Walsh and Render. Finch’s ladder however was located directly under the gleaming belts. He mustarded all the strength he had and climbed it slowly. Martus was back to life and climbed the other side. Martus punched out through the lower rung of the ladder directly into Finch’s balls. Finch held on, but only briefly and fell off the ladder. Martus was alone, in the ring, no one to stop him. Then folks, it happened.

Heather ran into the ring and tipped the ladder over. Martus went sailing over the top rope and through the Spanish Announcing table!

B: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Bronk! Did you see that!

Bronk: Damnit B, this is the greatest match I have ever seen!

Heather helped Finch to his feet. Finch set up the ladder that was on top of Walsh and slapped Walsh to his feet. Render was up now too. Finch set the ladder up and climbed halfway up, but Render had a hold of his feet. Finch slipped down a rung. Heather attacked Render. Josh let go of Finch and tossed Heather over the ropes to the outside. Render quickly climbed the opposite side of the ladder from Finch and the two fired punches at each other. Then folks, it happened, and it was over.

Walsh fired a massive series of chair shots at Render’s back and Render had no choice but to fall in pain. Walsh and Finch climbed the opposite side of the ladder, reached up, and became the new WWE Chaos Tag Team Champions. It was Finch’s third tag title and Walsh’s first. The crowd was mixed but all-together was extremely pleased at the entire match, and the outcome. The Rednecks celebrated and were once again becoming a dominate force in the Chaos Division.

Bronk: Damnit B, where are you going?

B: I will be right back, I have to change my shorts because I just shit myself at how great that match was. You take over.

Bronk: Damnit B, not again. Well folks, this brings us to our main event. Let us take you back to where it all began.