B: Well one thing is for sure, this match should be a barn burner. Now we turn to The Italian Silly Fool, Jeff Fallucca.

MATCH #2 – THE GRUDGE MATCH

FALLUCCA: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Ricky “Smooth Pimp” O’Ban.

Rick Esteban jumped out of the floor like Rey Mysterio and the crowd was happy.

FALLUCCA: And his opponent, from Hell Michigan, Dave “The Wasp” Wassic.

The crowd was not so happy to see the Wasp. While walking down the ramp, there was a small group of fans that had signs that read, “Wasp Army”.

Both men entered the ring and stared each other down. The referee, Jake Ziegler, signaled for the bell, but B stopped the bell ringer. B stood up and made an announcement, “As the GM of this division, I am making this 3rd and final match a grudge match with a nice stipulation! The winner will get to make the match of his choice!” The crowd roared and B signaled for the bell toll.

Wassic and Rick were anxious to attack and locked up in the middle of the ring. The Wasp quickly locked in a headlock and grinded away at Rick’s head. Wassic brought Rick into the corner and clubbed Rick’s chest. The crowd began to Whooo but realized that it was Wassic and it died down. Wassic turned to the crowd after they quit on him and scolded the fans, and this gave Rick a opening to reverse the positioning and delivery whooo chops of his own. This time the crowd screamed out, “WHOOOOOOO!” Rick played to the crowd like a playa and whipped Wassic to the opposite corner. Rick ran in place and Ho Train attacked Wassic. The crowd’s involvement was growing. Rick dropped a few elbows on Wassic and then brought him to his feet. Rick hit a snap suplex and ran around the ring celebrating. He pointed out to the hot ladies of the crowd saying, “Ladies Ladies Ladies, Which one of you lucky ladies is coming home with me?" This was Ricky O’Ban trademark line.

Wassic was to his feet and recovered fast. Rick was at the ropes yelling at a fine as redhead when Wassic clotheslined O from behind and over the top rope. Wassic took off his shirt and threw it at Rick outside and roared in the ring. The crowd was delighted but not because Wassic was a bare-chested stud, but rather that they had a new chant to yell in unison. “Shave your back, shave your back.!” Wassic was pissed and jumped outside he pounded away at Rick and yelled at the crowd. Wassic spit at the redhead that was watching from the front row. This redhead was none other than Christy Hemme. She was livid! The shaving chants grew and Hemme laughed. Wassic grabbed his shirt from off the mats and started putting it back on. He had both arms in and he was putting his head through when Rick stopped him. In a hockey-like fight in which the jersey is pulled overhead, Rick pounded away at Wassic. The crowd giggled like little Japanese school girls. Rick swung Wassic into the post. Wassic was still trapped in his shirt. Wassic was then rolled into the ring and he struggled to get his shirt unwrapped from his dome. When he finally pulled the shirt overhead, it was over. Rick charged and hit the Pimped Assed Superkick, his trademark finishing move in which he humps the corner until he charges and hits his kick. I guess the ladies love it. Wassic hit the mat as did the referee’s hand three times. The grudge match goes to Rick “super-pimp” O’Ban.

BRONK: Damint B, I can’t stop laughing. What a funny little match that was. Who would have know that Wassic was a wilderbeast. I bet he wishes that the A-Train was not fired because he is the new hairy backed man in the WWE.

B: The grudge match is over and I am sure that both men will be turning their attention to bigger and better things. It was nice to see Christy Hemme front row to support her fellow wrestlers. But something tells me she showed up to see this next match.

BRONK: Damnit B, that’s right. For the first time ever, the Chaos division will put the Chaos Tag Titles on the line in a Triple Threat TLC Tag Title match. Granted there will be no Hardys, Dudleys, or Edge and Christian, but the men of the Chaos division never fail to impress.

B: I expect this to be an epic battle and a risky adventure for all three teams. Let’s just hope nobody is seriously hurt.

BRONK: Damnit B, let’s hope nobody dies.

B: Well that too. Let’s turn to ringside where The Dumbass Smelly Italian is set to introduce the teams.