BRONK: Well folks, we are ready for our first match tonight and we turn to ringside announcer, The Italian Fool, Jeff Fallucca.

Match #1 – In Ring Debute vs. Out of Retirement

FALLUCCA: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from the country of Kuwait, weighting in at 195 pounds, he is the Shwarama King, Nidol!

The Arabic music hit and the young renegade Nidol stormed to the ring to a chorus of boos. He paraded around the ring and gave it to the crowd. He grabbed a mic and spoke, “Everyone thinks I am nothing but a gimmick. Everyone thinks I am nothing more than an American hater. Let me tell you what I am. I am the Shwarma King and I fight for me! I do not fight for America and I do not fight for the Arabic world! I am no crusader, I am the Shwarma King and you pathetic people from Kalamazoo and others around the world should bow down to m…..”

Greg Lougainis’ crazy fast music hit and the crowd erupted. Lou looked to be in good shape after a 3-year hiatus. He ran into the ring and before Nidol knew it he was being pummeled. The crowd was alive and showed their support for the announcer. They exchanged momentum for the next 5 minutes. Lougainis had trouble with Nidols style. Lou attempted move after move and Nidol reversed them. He had great speed and an uncanny ability to predict what Lou was going to do. Lou rapped his arms around Nidol’s waist to execute a German suplex but Nidol wiggled free and reversed the move hitting 3 Arabic suplexes. Lougainis regained the advantage after Nidol reversed an Irish whip and sent Lou into the corner. Nidol ran and flipped like a crazy man but Lou brought both knees up and Nidol crashed his back hard into them. Nidol hit the deck. Lou had been getting his butt kicked and took a moment to catch his breath. Nidol slowly got to his feet and Lou charged. Nidol sent Lou through and Lou bounded off the ropes. On the return, Nidol kicked out into Lou’s stomach and Lougainis flipped over in a complete somersault and landed on his chest and face first on the mat. Nidol saw his opening and strapped on his lethal finishing move, the camel clutch. Greg Lougainis writhed in pain and attempted to get to the ropes. He inched closer and faught off the pain. When he was only a half of foot away Nidol pushed both feet off the ground, with his hands still in the camel clutch and flipped Lougainis over as the both did a somersault. Nidol kept the hold and locked it tighter in the middle of the ring. After 20 seconds Lougainis gave up and tapped out. Nidol jumped up and celebrated to the pissed off crowd. Nidol stood over the fallen former wrestler and spit on his back. Nidol kicked Lou a couple of times before the referee shooed him away. The Shwarma King exited the ring and walked over to the announcing table and pointed his finger at B. Nidol then did a cut-throat move and turned his back and walked away. Nidol walked up the ramp and yelled at the crowd.

BRONK: That was a great curtain jerker B. Nidol picks up the victory in his first match. It looks as if Lou is going to be just fine, but maybe his place is here next to me annoying me week in and week out. But I am sorry to say B, I think Nidol just tried to punk you out.

B: Well Bronk, I do not have time for that jobber because there are more important matches to come. There was a reason he was first and that is because he is not a main eventer and will not be until he gets his act together. I will deal with him later.

BRONK: Damnit B, that’s what I like to hear.

B: Well folks, this brings us to our next match. Let me take you back a few weeks.

(Footage was shown on the jumbo-tron of Ricky O’Ban and Dave “The Wasp” Wassic. In the previous two Chaos shows, each had a victory against one another. This was the rubber match. In the back area, live footage was shown with the stage crew taking bets. Clynetyme entered the picture flanked by Ben G and walked up to the Italian looking bookie. Clyne spoke and put 5,000 dollars on Ricky O’Ban. The crowd in the bookie area gasped. Clyne said that he had insider information and it was a sure bet.)

BRONK: Damnit B, I want in on that action.

B: Well one thing is for sure, this match should be a barn burner. Now we turn to The Italian Silly Fool, Jeff Fallucca.