Bronk: Damnit B, where are you going?

B: I will be right back, I have to change my shorts because I just shit myself at how great that match was. You take over.

Bronk: Damnit B, not again. Well folks, this brings us to our main event. Let us take you back to where it all began.

(Video footage was shown of the double DQ of Tony and Jay and the bad blood between the two. Next, Eli was shown winning the GM position and then defeating Jay. Jay was injured and it was said he would not be back for months. A serine music played and the crowd became captured with the footage. Jay was seen entering Lozon’s lockerroom and made the offer to train him and make him the next big thing in the division. Jay and Tony’s friendship and team took off. The music shifts. B became the new GM and if Tony could defeat both members of DS Inc, Jay Taylor would not be banned from ringside. Tony won that match and now he has his shot at the title, with the legendary Jay Taylor in his corner.)

B: Tony has a lot to prove and he will do that by beating the champion Eli Jimenez. I made this match because Eli needs to be put in his place. He abused his power here in the Chaos Division and I set him straight. He will have to play fair tonight if he expects to leave The Revolution as the Champion.

BRONK: Damnit B, the question I pose is this. Can Jay Taylor neutralize the threats of DS Inc.?

B: Well I sure hope so and I hope that the final of this match does not involve Jay Taylor or DS Inc. I would just like to see a historical battle here in our main event. It will be tough to top the last match in which The Rednecks captured the Tag Titles, but the men involved in the main event are becoming legends in their own rights.

BRONK: Damnit B, I can not wait!

B: Well Bronk, you don’t have to, because we are ready to began the final stage of The Chaos Revolution.

MAIN EVENT – CHAOS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Tony Lozon’s ICP music hit and the crowd roared. Tony came out alone and paced around the stage like an angry bull. He was not one to show other emotions. He paid no attention to the crowd because he was focused, but inside he appreciated the support. Tony walked halfway down the ramp and stopped and turned as his music stopped. The crowd was growing in more ways that one. Fuel hit and the lights dimmed. Jay Taylor was making his return to ringside after a 4-month injury. A flame archway illuminated the stage and Jay walked through it as it faded and the white lights flickered in the arena making everything seem like it was in slow motion. Jay began walking slowly towards Tony and stopped, dropped to his knees and pointed upwards. Missles shot from the ring and exploded on the stage behind Jay and Tony. The lights came back on as Jay and Tony entered the ring. They jumped on the corners for and posed for pictures. And then Jay backed Tony into a corner and began talking to him. “This is your night, and this is the night you become the champion. You are already the champ and you don’t know it yet. I may have stole your entrance with my return, but the night will end with these same fans chanting your name. That I can promise you.” Taylor slapped Tony on the shoulders and rolled out of the ring in front of the announcing tables.

DS Inc. music hit and Eli Jimenez and the former dejected tag-team champions flanked him. Emily brought up the rear and the walked down the ramp. Render and Martus were very banged up but they were not going to allow two title changes in one night. Taylor was on the side of the announcing table, farthest from the stage. Render and Martus took up the sides and Emily the stage side. The ring was surrounded with supporters as Eli slid into the ring. The crowd was alive and involved. The blarring “Jay Tay” chants were now replaced with chants of “asshole” and “man-beast”.

Referee Jake Ziegler signaled for the bell and the two men circled each other. Tony was slow but unbelievably powerful. Eli was lightning quick and had average strength compared to The Man-Beast. This would be the tale of two different worlds. The two locked up and Tony immediately used his strength and threw Jimenez into the corner and onto the mat. Eli sprung up and the two locked up again. Tony backed Eli into the corner and clubbed the champ in the chest. Eli wilted to his knees at the power shot. He crawled with the air knocked out of him to the middle of the ring. Tony clubbed Eli on the back again and Eli collapsed. Tony bounded off the ropes and dropped a giant leg upon Jimenez’s back. The crowd roared. Tony gained his feet again and bounded off the other rope, but Render grabbed his ankle. Tony leaned over and yelled at Render pointing at him to get the fudge out of the match. Eli got to his feet and charged and dropped kicked Tony over the top rope. Eli immediately ran to the ref and yelled at him for absolutely nothing. Ziegler did not see Render hammering away at Lozon. Lozon was then whipped into the steel steps and cringed over. The referee pushed through Eli and pointed at Render to stay away from Lozon. Tony crawled back into the ring and Eli pounced on him. Eli kicked Lozon in the head in rapid successions. Tony got to all fours and Eli kicked him in the gut. Tony rolled over and Eli dropped a few elbows. The momentum was shifting quickly. Eli climbed the top rope and when Tony rose, the former GM dropkicked Tony square in the chest and Tony stumbled back into the corner clutching his midsection. Eli charged and leapt and dropped an elbow on Tony’s head. Eli then backed off and hit one more elbow. Jimenez climbed the second rope and delivered 9 stiff jabs to Lozon’s forehead. Before the 10th shot, as is customary, Eli taunted Lozon and the crowd. Eli stuck his middle finger at the crowd and then to Lozon. The momentum shifted drastically as Eli took his mind off the match to insult everyone, because Lozon was in the perfect position for his finishing move. Tony mustarded the strength and locked his arms around Eli’s waist and the Man-Beast Bear Hug was locked in. The crowd erupted as Lozon walked to the middle of the ring. He swung Eli around like a rag doll and planted him on the mat, with the hold still locked in. Tony was using the force of the mat to his advantage!

BRONK: Damnit B, it’s over!

B: I think he may have no choice but to tap!

Render jumped on the ring apron and drew the attention of the referee. The referee ran over and screamed at Render. Ziegler blocked Render from entering the ring but what Ziegler did see was Eli Jimenez tapping out on the mat. The crowd erupted when Martus charged in and drilled Lozon in the back of the head 4 times until he broke the hold. Martus slid out back on his side and Jay Taylor was there to greet him. Jay kicked out causing Martus to bend over and hit Martus with a huge DDT onto the mat. Render jumped down and allowed the ref to attend to the match once again.

B: I think Eli tapped, but the referee did not see it! Should we have a new champion?

BRONK: Damnit B! He did not tap out. If the referee did not signal the end, then he did not tap out!

Eli was out of breath but stammered on. Tony was just getting to his feet when Eli charged and chop-blocked Tony’s left leg. Tony wilted. Eli followed the chop-block up with stiff kicks to the back of Lozon’s leg. It was appearant that he would have to be the cerebral assassin and work the leg like Daniel LaRusso was worked on in The Karate Kid. One thing was obvious however, “Daniel LaRusso’s gonna fight!” Tony clutched his leg and gathered strength to get up. Lozon charged but Eli used his quickness and slipped under the clothesline attempt. Lozon stopped and turned and Eli round-house kicked Tony in the jaw. Tony stammered backwards and off the rope. Eli charged and hit a massive superkick into Tony’s face. Tony hit the ground and Eli covered. 1, 2, and Lozon kicked out. The crowd was pleased as it gasped for air.

B: This is a true slobberknocker King!

BRONK: Damnit B, what did you say????

B: Nevermind, this is a great match!

Eli was pissed and he got to his feet. He yelled in Emily’s direction and Emily tossed a lead pipe into the corner to her left. The referee saw this and immediately grabbed the led pipe. He yelled at Emily and turned and walked to the opposite side of the ring facing the announcing table and tossed the led pipe to ring announcer Jeff Fallucca. Ziegler was not going to allow weapons in this match! While facing the announcers, Tony whipped Eli towards the ropes, but Eli reversed the whip and sent Tony into the referee. Ziegler crashed to the ground! Tony stood over the referee in disbelief. Eli marked his chance and dropped to his knees and hit The Manbeast with a stunning low blow. Tony crumbled clutching his little man-beasts. Martus and Render grabbed chairs. Jay Taylor was right in front of the referee trying to help him revive. Render and Martus walked to that side and hit Jay with both chairs in a conchairto. Jay hit the deck. The crowd groaned.

But then the crowd erupted as Clynetyme and Ben G ran down the ramp parting ways and each meeting a member of DS Inc. The two tandems faught into the crowd and up the walkways to the delight of the crowd and then out of sight! Eli knew that if he was going to win this match he would have to take out Jay Taylor. That time was now because Jay was wounded. Eli slid out of the ring and pushed Fallucca over in his chair and then grabbed the title belt. Jay saw Eli and crawled over to his feet in attempt to stop him. Eli held the belt high overhead in a prelude to the crushing blow to follow but folks, then it happened!

Alison was in the crowd right behind Eli and grabbed the belt from him. Eli spun around in shock. Alison tossed the belt over Eli’s head and Jay caught it. Eli spun again towards Jay and Jay drilled Eli in the face with the belt. The crowd shit their pants! Eli fell to the mat. Jay walked away to check on Tony. Tony was still having problems with his low blow and was barely able to stand. Tony walked over to the ropes to get out in front of Eli but Emily charged into the ring. Tony spun and Emily stopped in her tracks. Tony walked slowly as Emily backtracked and slid out of the ring, only to be met by Alison. Alison and Emily traded mega-stiff shots and the crowd was definitely entertained. Tony got out and grabbed the back of Eli’s neck and rolled him into the ring. Tony covered but the referee was slow getting up. Jay ran over and smacked the referee in the back of the head to jolt him into reality. Ziegler shook his head to get the cobwebs out. Jay pointed to the middle of the ring at the pin. Ziegler crawled over and ran his arm down to the mat and the crowd counted 1! Ziegler’s arm ran down once again and counted the two. And with what seemed to be all the strength the referee had left in his body he ran his arm down towards the mat again and yes folk we have a new, no, Eli kicked out! The crowd boomed!

B: Lozon took too long. Eli had just enough left to kick out.

BRONK: Looks like Emily bought him the extra 30 seconds he needed to revive.

B: Well Lozon is wounded from the low-blow and Eli is on life support. What will happen next. We will find out after this commercial break. Just kidding, this is a PPV.

Lozon was upset and got to his feet and brought Eli to his feet too. Tony locked his arms around Eli’s waist for the second time in the match but Eli was a quick thinker. Eli smashed his forehead into Tony’s face. It took 3 headbutts but Lozon broke the hold. Eli was woozy but it happened folks! Eli ran and hit the J.K.O. and Tony hit the deck. Eli covered and the referee dropped and hit the first 2. The crowd held their breath. Ziegler dropped the 3 count but Tony kicked out! The crowd nutted everywhere!

Eli was upset, no one had ever kicked out of the J.K.O! Jay Taylor pounded his arms on the mat to wake Tony up to his feet. Emily kicked Alison in the mid-section and sent her into the steps. Alison was out. Emily knew there was work to be done and slid a pair of steel brass knucks into the ring. The referee saw this and grabbed them immediately. What he did not see was Eli hitting another low blow, followed by the second J.K.O. The referee slipped the knucks into his pocket and dropped to count the pin. It was quick, 1, 2 and the, kickout! The crowd re-nutted! Eli sprung up in disgust and grabbed the referee but the shirt and yelled “3” over and over, but the crowd chanted 2 and “Man-Beast”. Tony was weary and slowly climbed to his feet. How much more could he take? Eli was a champion and needed to show it. Eli charged and hit Tony with a superkick. The forced sent Tony into the corner but not down. Eli then charged again, sprung off the second rope and hit the 3rd, and the final J.K.O. Eli covered and the referee counted the 1, and then he counted the 2, and then seemed to pause before the 3 in the mere hopes to see a kick out, but it never came. Referee Jake Ziegler ran his arm down to the mat for the 3. Eli was still champion. The Man-Beast had been slain.

Outside the ring, Jay was still holding the belt. Jay slide into the ring and Eli motioned that he was still the champion and that Jay better give him the belt now. Eli demanded it. Jay looked at Tony, who was busted wide open. He had to check on Lozon. Jay pointed at his eyes, and then to Eli to say, I will be watching you and looking for you later. Jay would not hand the belt to Eli in a sign of respect, but rather tossed it to him. Jay then attended to Lozon. Eli began to exit the ring. Lozon rolled out of the ring and medical staff was there to check on him. Eli turned before exiting and charged at Jay. Jay was quick and charged back and clothes-lined Eli. Eli dropped the belt and hit the mat. Jay grabbed the belt and when Eli rose, Jay kicked out and with the belt over his shoulder, hit the Franchise Stunner with the belt against Eli’s face. The crowd was re-energized. Emily dared not enter the ring. Tony reentered the ring and the two men stood over the fallen champion. Jay handed the belt to Tony and rose his arm in the air and pointed to Tony with his other arm. The show went off the air with the crowd chanting, “Man-Beast.”

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