Chaos: The Revolution

Wings Stadium, November 3rd, 2004.

As you may have noticed, Chaos: The Revolution was pushed back 2 months due to cutbacks in the company. Now that the WWE has fired Rikishi, Test, A-Train, Nidia, Gail Kim, and Billy Gunn, Rico, Chuck Palumbo, and a Smackdown Creative writer, the Chaos Division has the money to operate once again. Local legend and current Houston Texan linebacker Jason Babin donated 2/3rds of his NFL contract to keep the division alive. In addition Kalmazoo native and current multi-millionaire Spanky McGee, who founded the internet company whoreonhalloween.com (a site that offers whore costumes for every known custom idea) also donated millions. By popular demand, the show was rebooked and the feuds took off right where they left off. The Chaos division has been touring with the WWE Smackdown brand and wrestling many of the dark matches to prepare for The Revolution. Grudges have not been forgotten and tempers have not ceased. Now please sit back and enjoy Chaos: The Revolution.

The fireworks at Wings Stadium were enormous and the crowd was alive. The new GM Bassel Noori’s music hit and the crowd rose with thunderous applause. He had a mic in hand and walked over towards the announcing table to meet Bronk. Tonight’s announcing table was ringside and it was flanked by two other announcing tables. To the left was the standard Spanish announcing table. B spoke, “Our division has grown to new heights in markets that sports entertainment has been long forgotten. Due to the popular demand, we have a new announcing team, The Arabic Announcing Table.” Two well-dressed Arabic men stood and were applauded nicely. B continued, “I will not tell you their names because many of you will not be able to pronounce them anyways but we are happy to have them aboard to call the matches to the wonderful Arabic community around this great earth. Praise Allah!”

B sat down and was greeted by Bronk.

BRONK: Damnit B, it’s great to have you here at ringside to call the matches with me.

B: Well it is great to be here and we have a loaded card for you tonight. There are two title matches, and 2 grudge matches. The tag titles will be defended in a triple threat ladder match. The Chaos World title is on the line as Tony Lozon gets his shot at former GM Eli Jimenez.

BRONK: And my broadcast partner will re-enter the squared circle after a 3 year sabbatical to the announcing life. He will face dangerous newcomer, The Shwarama King, Nidol.

B: I have seen this Shwarama King and he is indeed fearless and dangerous. His style is much different than the American traditions and the feisty veteran Lougainis must be on top of his game or he may be buried early in this match.

BRONK: Well folks, we are ready for our first match tonight and we turn to ringside announcer, The Italian Fool, Jeff Fallucca.