THE TIME HAS COME. The Chaos Brawl PPV HAS ARRIVED.
WWE recently featured a special show for the Chaos Division, highlighting its history, its controversy, and its legacy. Some fans were lucky to see this show, as it featured the debut of two young then-unkown wrestlers. As this duo called the Night and Day Franchise developed into hot up and coming superstars, new characters have since appeared, either to seek the glory of achieving their dreams, or to capitalize on the success of the original two. The show then continued to feature a video montage of Eli Jimenez, and the amazing impact he has had on the division. The result is now the first ever Chaos Brawl PPV. Tonight, scores will be settled, legends will be ended, and new legends will be born. Tonight marks the cornerstone of a new era. Tonight, there will be.....CHAOS!
The house was packed at Wings Stadium. Someone counted about 320 mullet heads. Lots of fans from WMU were in attendance, as well as from the areas of Brown City, Portage, Hillsdale, Detroit, Chicago, and of course, Grand Rapids, just to name a few. Clearly word has gotten around fast of the Chaos Brawl, and everyone wants to be a part of wrestling history.
The excitement was quickly killed off as Jeff Fallucca strolled down to the ring wearing a fine Italian made tuxedo. The WMU fans began the boos which quickly caught on. He spoke into the mic “Good eveniiiiiiiiiiing, St. Clair Shores!!!!!!” The crowd fell silent, save for a few St. Clair Shores fans. After that all you heard was crickets. Jake Ziegler who was tightening up the bolts on the turnbuckles and sweeping the ringside area signaled to Jeff that we were in Kalamazoo. “Oh sorry,” Jeff continued. “Good eveniiiiiiiiiiiiing KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN!!!!” The crowd was quick to forgive and popped huge.
Jeff went through the usual legal speech about the prohibition of lasers and things like that, and finally he said “We would also like to thank our sponsors, YJ Stinger, and the United Lebanese Merchants Guild of Kalamazoo. And now ladies and gentlemen, your play by play announcers for tonight only, since JR and the King are busy working on another cookbook, please welcome, Greg Jorgensen, and Ryan Bronkema!!!!”
Once again the WMU fans popped huge for the “old school” personalities of the Broncos as Bronkema and Jorgensen arrived to the ring, and waved to the endearing crowd and took their spots by the announce table with their headsets. “It’s great to be back here in Kalamazoo, home of the first ever Chaos Brawl PPV. Hello everybody I’m Greg Jorgensen, along with my broadcasting partner Ryan Bronkema.” Ryan stood up and waved to the crowd again, when some kid in the front row who was from Brown City wearing a DS Inc shirt yelled “SIT DOWN, F*GGOT!” Ryan sat back down. “Thanks Jorgensen, yes indeed its great to be back here, two former members of the Chaos Division are back for one night only to be broadcasting this special occasion, I tell you I am psyched!”
Jeff then continued “And now ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the singing of our national anthem, by two very special guests, Lillian Garcia and Jessica Simpson!!”
About three girls dressed like Britney Spears, and some guy who was dressed like Christina Aguilera just walked out of the arena and left the show, disappointed that it was Jessica Simpson. Nevertheless, the crowd cheered for the two talented singers as they entered the ring and sang the National Anthem. On the last note of “home of the brave” the cheers caught on really loud, and were followed by a tremendous display of fireworks and explosions signifying the rocket’s red glare and the bombs bursting in air.
CHAOS HAD BEGUN!!!!
MATCH #1
FALLUCCA: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the Chaos Brawl Women’s Match.”
Emily came out first to a few cheers. The entire psych department was sitting together in one section, cheering her on. She did her usual Ninja routine which the crowd enjoyed. Next, Heather came down the ramp and into the ring. Her fans consisted of rich bankers and loan officers, who sat up in the sky boxes drinking expensive champagne and smoking $300 cigars. She grabbed the mic and taunted the crowd. “You silly fans are excited about nothing. Not only am I the most talented Diva, but tonight, the DS Inc, along with the Night and Day Franchise will crumble. Jay will lose, and DJ will annihilate Mr. B, assuming he even shows up!”
The bell rang, Heather tossed the mic to Jeff Fallucca and quickly tackled Emily. She wrapped her legs around Emily’s neck much like a Gail Kim submission move. Emily was still fresh with energy and quickly rolled around to the ropes, locking her legs around the ropes for a rope break. Both ladies stood up. Emily was met with chops to the chest by Heather. WHOOOOOOOO. Yes that was the first whoo chop of the night. Emily was pushed back into the corner turnbuckle. Heather then leapt up in the air, locked her legs around Emily’s neck and executed a hurricarana. As Emily fell, Heather leaned back and grabbed her legs for the pin. ONE...TWO...but Emily rolled around so that their bodies were reversed, leaving Heather’s shoulders on the mat. ONE....TWO...but Heather snapped her legs together against Emily’s head. She pushed Emily backwards so that her shoulders were once again pinned to the mat....ONE....TWO....and another kickout by Emily. Both women broke free of each other and leapt to their feet. The crowd was applauding. So far a great curtain jerker. Emily was then whipped across the ring to the ropes, she bounced back with a clothesline against Heather much to the cheers of the crowd. This was Emily’s first offensive move. Emily then stood perpendicular to Heather’s body and splashed herself onto Heather. She went for the pin. ONE.....TWO.....and a kick out by Heather. Heather was winded. Emily picked her up by the hair, and body slammed her. She then got technical and locked Heather in a headlock. Heather was losing air fast. She mustered all her strength and began to wriggle free of the lock. Both ladies were now on their feet again. Heather began hitting Emily with elbows to the stomach, trying to break free of the headlock. She pushed against Emily which launched Emily into the ropes. As both ladies ran back against each other, Emily landed a sleeper hold on Heather. Emily squeezed and squeezed until Heather was barely moving. Referee Jake Ziegler lifted Heather’s arm once...it dropped. He lifted it a second time...it dropped. One last time he lifted Heather’s arm and held it there for a moment. The crowd was buzzing. Emily squeezed with all her strength. Jake let go of Heather’s arm, and to the surprise of many fans it stayed there.....................................but only for the briefest of seconds as her arm dropped for the third time!!!!! The crowd cheered for the first ever winner of the CHAOS BRAWL as Jake signaled for the winning bell.
“Here is your winner......EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
MATCH #2
Ladies and Gentlemen prepare for the first ever Chaos Divas bikini contest. The crowd stood to their feet. So far this was shaping up to be a great PPV. Now for something a little less technical and all in the name of fun. Megan was the first to come out wearing a white robe. She stood in the ring and savored all her cheers. Alison was next, she walked into the ring wearing an oversized Pistons jersey, so you couldn’t really tell what her outfit was like. Finally, Rhiannon strolled out to the ring wearing a red robe. All three ladies looked really hot and prepared to dazzle the crowd. Then it happened. The music hit and none other than Jerry “The King” Lawler showed up. Everyone went wild at the sight of Jerry “The King” Lawler as he entered the ring and took the mic.
“Thanks Jeff Fallucca but I got it from here. I’ve MC’ed several bikini contests in my day, so let the pros handle it. I gotta tell you ladies and gentlemen, I like what I see so far. This event has sold out Wings Stadium more than any other event in its history. And I could not let this bikini contest happen unless I was here to be a part of it. So Ladies, let’s see what you got! Let’s see some PUPPIES!!!!”
Megan was first to do a sexy dance for the audience as she disrobed and revealed her bikini outfit. She did a little shimmy and bounce here and there, and she got some pretty good pops from the crowd. Rhiannon, however, was clearly the favorite. Her music hit and she disrobed, showing a more revealing outfit than her predecessor. The audience gave her a much louder cheer as she did her own dance routine. Finally, Alison’s music hit and everyone was excited to see how she would top the first two acts. She began teasing the crowd, seeing which section would give the loudest cheers as she teased at peeling away the Piston’s jersey. Just then Eli Jimenez’s music hit and the cheers quickly turned to boos as he marched down to the ring. He stole the mic from Jerry Lawler and said “this is my show, you don’t belong here, so you’re dismissed!” Then he looked at Alison. “I don’t know who the hell you think you are, but you are MY property. The fact that all you ladies are here means that you have signed contracts under my watch. That means what I say goes. And as for all you idiot fans out here, you are not worthy enough of seeing Alison disrobe. Only I am. So I am denying you all the privilege of this event. This bikini contest is over because I said so! You’ve all seen enough!”
The crowd booed louder than ever. Just then Ricky Oban ran into the ring and attacked the GM from behind, resulting in a great out of ringer! The two men went at it, outside of the ring. Alison seized this opportunity to remove her jersey, showing off her skimpy bikini. The crowd cheered wildly. About half a dozen 14 year old boys just hit puberty watching all three scantily clad women as they paraded up the ramp and to the backstage area waving to the fans. King announced “I guess that means the winner of this bikini contest is clearly.....the fans!!!!”
King ran up the ramp chasing the ladies while Eli and Rick traded blows.
Jorgensen and Bronkeman announced that this would lead into the next match. The fatal four way!! However, both Eli and Rick took their brawl all the way to the backstage area where WWE officials broke up the scuffle in order to prepare for the proper entrances.
MATCH #3
The #1 Contenders Match for the Chaos Heavyweight Championship
June 16th, 2004 at The Chaos Brawl
LOUGAINIS: Well, you’ve already seen the women of the night and now we move on to non-stop action in the #1 contenders match. The winner of this match will face either Jay Taylor or Tony Lozon for the Chaos Championship title.
BRONK: I still can’t get over that last match between Emily and Heather. And what about the DIVA challenge, who saw that coming? Well, I will say one thing about this fatal four way. Whomever wins this match will have his hands full with Lozon for the title.
LOUGAINIS: Hey wait a minute. Jay Taylor has not lost yet. They will still meet tonight in our main event for the title. You can not count Jay Taylor out. I have been in the ring with him and he is masterful at finding a way to attack your weaknesses.
BRONK: Well, I will have to show you up later, but on to this match that will be starting any second. We will see 4 men shoot it out in an elimination style match. There will be 3 pins. Whoever is left at the end and gets that last pin will face Lozon, or Taylor, for the title in a future match.
FALLUCCA: The following match is a fatal four-way elimination match for the Chaos #1 contender. Introducing first, from Brunswick Rhode Island, weighting in at 320lbs, a member of the 746 Rednecks, Brandon Walsh!
Brandon Walsh’s carnival music shot on and he came speeding out on a red moped. He little bike swirved left and right down the ramp as he almost fell for the second straight week. Brandon’s face was covered with a few bandaged after the beating he took at the hands of his fellow faction member, Tony Lozon. Brandon entered the ring and jumped around like a silly little clown. The crowd was amused to say the least but were by no means a 746 Redneck fans. However, there were a few fans in the front row ringside with signs that read, “Walsh’s Moped Army!”
BRONK: This silly kid just may win tonight and surprise everyone. After that beating he took from Lozon, he has something to prove.
FALLUCCA: The next contender, hailing from Irvine California, weighting in at 210 lbs, also known as “The Wasp”, Dave Wassic!
Erie cult music hit and Dave slowly entered the stage. He then ran full speed to the ring and dove into it. He quickly got into Walsh’s face and then proceeded to a corner. The Wasp went to climb the rope but slipped and stumbled. He smiled and rose again to pose to the crowd. A flashbulb went off and some lucky fan had a moment to cherish forever!
LOUGAINIS: This guy won his first ever match in the division and would love to make a name for himself tonight by entering the main event ranks.
FALLUCCA: The third man in tonight’s match hails from the ghettos of inner city Detroit. Weighting in at 178 pounds, Ricky “O” Esteban!
Nelly popped on the speakers and Ricky O came out wearing a purple and red sequenced jacket. O danced around the stage and received a decent welcome from the crowd. It was apparent he would be a face in tonight’s match. He entered the ring and danced around his opponents who gave him dirty looks.
FALLUCCA: And now the final contestant in tonight’s match. This man is a fair and just gentleman. As the acting GM of the Chaos division, he has re-activated himself in the wrestling ring. Hailing from Marine City Michigan, weighting in at an even 200 pounds, The GM, Eli Jimenez!
Eli’s music hit and the crowd roared towards him. Eli came out being carried on a vaulted chair. The chair was being carried by 4 Marines. Eli rose in the chair while being carried and stood on its seat. He put his hand to his forehead in a salute but instead of proceeding with the salute, he rose his middle finger to his opponents, and then to the crowd. The crowd was livid.
LOUGAINIS: He isn’t going to make friends that way.
BRONK: Damnit Lou, who the hell wants to make friends, this is a battle. This is war!
Referee Jake Ziegler signaled for the bell and the four men faced off staring each other down from the 4 corners. The Wasp, O, and Walsh all charged Eli, but Eli slid out of the ring. Walsh and Wassic then attacked O instead to Eli’s delight. The two men clubbed O to the ground, picked him up and hit a double suplex. O was in trouble. Wassic turned and hit Walsh with a knee to the gut but it did not seem to have an effect on Walsh. Brandon stood tall and hit The Wasp with a big boot. Walsh then covered but only got a 2 count because O had recovered to break up the pin. Walsh rose and squared off against O. The Wasp rose too but Eli grabbed his leg. Wassic exited the ring over the top rope on to Eli below. The two continued to brawl outside.
Inside the ring, Walsh had the upper hand against the much smaller rap star. O was backed into a corner and given a beating. Walsh then whipped O across the ring into the other corner and the force of the whip send O almost over the top rope. O grabbed the ropes and leveled himself. Rick then walked slowly out of the corner in a daze and Walsh ran towards him. Walsh turned in mid air and hit O in the chest with his backside.
BRONK: That’s the Walsh Booty Bump! O just had the wind sucked out of him.
Ricky O’Ban wilted and fell into the corner in a sitting position. Walsh looked surprised and happy all together. Brandon then walked over towards O and pulled down his pants, exposing his backside. He then stuck his ass directly on O’s face, MEGA STINK FACE!
LOUGAINIS: Holy balls batman, that is gross! O’ban must have collapsed lungs now!
Outside of the ring, Eli and Wassic traded blows evenly. Without a ref present, Eli hit Wassic with a low blow and The Wasp crumbled to the ground. Eli turned and saw the pin in the ring. Eli entered and broke up Brandon’s pin attempt by dropping an axe handle smash to Walsh’s back. Eli kicked Walsh in the head as he was getting to his feet. O’ban was relieved and rolled out of the ring for fresh air. Walsh was then greeted with a dropkick from Eli which sent him back against the ropes. Eli charged and double leg dropkicked Walsh again who tumbled over the top rope and knocked into the Wasp. They both hit the mat outside hard.
O’ban capitalized on Eli with his back turned and ran to Eli. O wrapped both arms around Eli’s waist and hit 3 consecutive Germans. Eli was a bit stunned. O locked in a sleeper and Eli began to fade, but only slightly. Eli gained strength and threw O off the ropes. O bounded back and Eli locked in a sleeper. O’ban dropped to 1 knee and then to his other. After about a minute, O realized that he was close to the rope and with maximum effort, draped a leg over the bottom rope. Ziegler started counting and Eli released at the 4 count. O shook his head to shake out the cobwebs. The two then met in the middle of the ring and locked up. O’ban amazingly was a step quicker and began the hold for a suplex. Eli was smarter and blocked the hold with his legs and then delivered a knee to O’Ban’s stomach. Eli then locked O’s head under his arm and dropped a devastating DDT. Eli covered for the pin! Wassic’s nuts were obviously a bit better because he entered and broke up the pin attempt. O rolled to the side and Eli gained his feet yelling at Wassic. Wassic charged and clothslines Eli to the mat. Eli sprung up and Dave bounded off the far rope and head back. Eli ducked the second clothesline and Dave bounded off the other rope. Eli countered the charge with a quick body slam. Wassic jumped to his feet but he was too late to block the kick to the gut from Eli. With Dave hunching over, Eli grabbed Dave around the neck, folding himself out, and hit the R.K.O. Eli covered and Ziegler began counting. 1, 2, and then Walsh entered. Walsh was too late and Wassic was counted with a 3. Eli had elimintated Wassic.
BRONK: Now we are down to 3 after that devastating R.K.O. This Jimenez reminds me so much of a young Randy Orton!
Although his standing frog splash onto the Jimenez/Wassic pin was too late, it did however flatten each man. Jimenez felt the air rush out of him as Wassic was tossed out of the ring by Walsh. Walsh then walked to attack Eli, but Eli crawled out of the ring and fell outside. Walsh turned to see O’Ban. O’Ban was just now getting to his feet after Eli’s power DDT. Walsh whipped O into and off the ropes and O’s jaw connected with Walsh’s big boot. O fell to the ground. Walsh walked over and slapped his right hand around O’ban throat and picked him up to his feet. Walsh then put his left hand on O’s back his hit a monster chokeslam. Was Walsh about to pin O? Walsh was not through yet. After the beating and lesson he learned from Lozon, he had to finish his opponent. Like the rest of the Rednecks, Brandon had his own bearhug to lock in. Brandon wrapped his giant arms around the waist of O and dropped to one knee. Walsh then lowered O over his leg and applied pressure with his arm grasp and his knee into O’Ban chest. The pressure was too much and O’Ban faded quickly. Ziegler raised O’s arm, dropped it, and counted the 1 as the arm fell to the ground. Walsh tightened The Carnival Bear Hug. Jake dropped Rick’sarm again for the 2. Eli was strong and standing but did not enter to break up the hold. Eli wanted it down to just 2 men. Ziegler then raised O’s arms again and with a slight hesitation, O’s arm dropped for the 3rd time and Ziegler counted him out of the match. It was down to 2!
LOUGAINIS: Damn Walsh seems like this is his opportunity. He as the strength and the power. I think our GM is doomed!
BRONK: Damnit Lou, he is the GM. Show him some respect. He did not get to where he is today without being a superstar wrestling. Eli took out the champion Taylor, don’t forget about that.
LOUGAINIS: Yes he did, but he did it by interference in a match. Taylor had no defense and was attacked from behind.
It was now down to 2 and folks, the final face off did not last very long. The finish was quick and sudden, so pay attention. Eli entered and tried to sneak attack Walsh. Walsh turned and clubbed Eli in the face. Eli wilted and Walsh hit another big boot. Walsh then picked Eli up by the throat and hit a big time chokeslam. Eli was in a daze when Walsh locked it the standing Redneck Bear hug. This was it! Eli was finished! Walsh was going to be the #1 contender to face either Jay or The Manbeast. Eli did not have much time left. He grabbed on to the nearby ref and pulled him in close with his left hand to Eli’s left side. Ziegler struggled to get away and Eli screamed at him to get Walsh to break him massive hold. What referee Jake Zielger did not see was Eli’s right hand. Eli struggled but slipped his right hand into his pants and re-emerged with a set of brass knuckles. Eli slammed his brass fist into the side of Brandon’s head, but Brandon did not break the hold! Eli pushed Ziegler with his left hand away and Ziegler turned and fell to a knee. It was that moment that Eli delivered the second and third brass shot and Brandon fell back like a ton of bricks. Eli tossed the knucks high over his head just before Jake turned and got back to his feet. Eli covered Walsh, and became the #1 contender for the Chaos Heavyweight Title. The crowd was absolutely enraged and chanted “asshole” in perfect unison. Eli loved the reaction because he was the winner and the #1 contender. He was now just waiting for the result of the main event to scheme his next devious plan.
MATCH #4
June 16th, 2004
Chaos Tag Team Title Match
The DS Boys vs. 703
GREG: Well folks, we come to our first title match of the night. We will see The DS boys against 703. Everyone knows that the DS Boys were handed the titles by the GM, they didn’t earn them! Jimenez should have waited until The Night and Day Franchise were both present.
RYAN: Damnit Lougainis. I have told you once and I will tell you again. This is the greatest tag team in the division and due to that fact, and I mean hard cold fact, they deserved the titles regardless of whether B showed up or not.
GREG: Well nonetheless Bronk, The DS boys will have their hands full tonight against men who haven’t caught a break in years. 703 has been on the verge of greatness time and time again but seem to come up short.
RYAN: I wonder why? They have shown themselves to be losers! If they lose tonight they should just walk away from the sport.
GREG: Well, no matter what the outcome, this match will be a shootout until the end. I just hope everyone plays fair. And now we go to Jeff Fallucca ringside for the introduction.
FALLUCCA: The following match is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from Locust street, weighing a combined 457 pounds, 703!
A quick and catchy tune by Nelly popped on and Ben G and Clynetyme came out to the stage. The crowd gave them a small pop and they separated going to either side of the stage. Clynetyme pointed at the crowd and posed like a superhero. Ben G motioned towards his waist as if a title belt would soon be there. They stopped the parading and jogged to the ring and slid inside
FALLUCCA: And their opponents, from all the way downstairs, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, they are the current Chaos Division tag team champions, The DS Boys!
The DS Boys music hit and lights flashed on the stage, but no one came out. The crowd screamed as 30 seconds trickled past. Clyne and Ben just stood in the ring not knowing what to do. Fallucca cleared his throat and resaid The DS Boys and still the music continued without any appearance. After 1 minute, the titontron flickered and a view of the parking lot came into focus. Lougainis remarked that they must be running late. The camera focused in far up the ramp and a huge Coors beer truck pulled to the arena and came to a stop by the maintence door. The crowd yelled at the sign of the beer truck! The aged driver got out and walked to the back of the truck. The backdoors opened showing cases upon cases of beer and two huge men in bear costumes got out. The crowd was quite confused. The shorter of the two bears had a poster that was rolled up. Bronk said that maybe The DS Boys were attacked and devoured by two middle state Michigan Bears. To the side of a stage the two bears came in. They boosted themselves up on the stage and stood in the middle. The shorter of the two men unrolled the huge poster board as the taller bear pointed at it and it read, clearly to the crowd, “Kalamazoo, Home of Pansy Drinkers! You Can’t Have Our Beer Losers!” They walked slowly to the ring as Jorgenson remarked that this was one of the craziest things he had ever witnessed. The crowd was yelling bad things at the bears because they were obviously insulted by the poster. The two bears entered the ring as Clynetyme and Ben G laughed at the crowd. And just like wearing a steak necklace, the bears attacked and mauled the unexpected 703 boys. Both members of 703 were tossed from the ring to the outside. The bears ripped their bear face helms off to reveal the tag team champs, Martus and Render. Render imitated a person from Kalamazoo drinking a beer and then wobbled around and laughed. The Kzoo crowd chanted, “703” in response. It was now obvious who was the face and heels in this match.
Ben G slid in to face off against Martus and referee Ziegler signaled the starting bell. Ding Ding. The two locked up in the middle of the ring and Ben threw the smaller Martus into the corner. If this was going to be a strength match, Ben G knew he had the upper hand against Martus. The two walked together and went to lock up again. Ben launched Martus of to the side and into the ropes. The crowd cheered for Galster. The third lock up never happened because Martus quick spun behind Galster and delivered a few forearms to the back of Ben’s head. Ben spun around to face Martus and the DS boys slapped Ben in the face. Ben was now enraged and ran towards Martus. Martus got down on all fours and crawled through Ben’s leg and lauched himself to Render for the quick tag.
Render entered and ran through Ben with a clothesline. Ben went to the mat hard but sprang up quickly and the two exchanged punches. Render delivered a knee to the gut to break up the exchange and gained the upperhand with a couple elbows to Ben’s back. Ben went down to a knee after three massive clubs to his back. Render went off the ropes and delivered a knee to the face to Ben. Ben fell backwards and Render dropped an elbow to the sternum. Render covered and got a two count. Render brought Ben to his feet and backed him into a corner. Render put a semi-dazed Ben’s arms apart over the roped and clubbed Ben in the chest. Ben bent over as to fall but Render propped him back up and delivered another club to the chest. Render propped Ben up a third time and backed to the middle of the ring to charge. Render charged but Ben countered with a kick to the chin and Render stumbled back. Ben charged with a running forearm and Render wilted. Ben was shocked that he had not knocked the big man down. Ben bounded off the rope for a flying clothesline but Render ducked and hit Ben in the middle with a knee. Render then belly-to-belly suplexed Ben and covered. Ben kicked out on the 2. Render brought Ben to his feet and into the DS corner and tagged in Martus.
BRONKAMA: Fluid team work Lougainis. That is why they are the champs. They are not going to let Clyne in this match.
Martus hit Ben in the ribs as Render held Ben’s arms up. Render exited and Martus took charge. Ben was whipped into the corner and Martus charged and leapt sending a knee into Ben’s ribs. The DS boys were working on the rib area. The silly man in the bear costume without a head whoooo chopped Ben in the corner. Martus then stood, jumped off the second rope and kicked Ben in the side of the head. Ben stumbled out and fell to the ground to his back. Ben was a little dazed as he stared up at the sky. Martus tagged in Render. Render climbed to the second rope and the ring bent in. Render was going to fly! Josh then leaped but Ben stuck his leg straight up and connected with Josh’s chin. Josh stumbled and fell to the mat in the middle of the ring. Both men were down and made the slow tired crawl to their opponents in the corner.
Clyne and Martus were simitaniously tagged in and charged each other. Clyne got a crowd pop as he ducked the charging Martus. Both men bounded off opposite ropes and traveled back towards each other. Clyne got the upper hand by hitting Martus first with a flying punch. Martus hit the deck. Clyne picked him up quickly and snapped a suplex. Clyne then mounted his opponent and delivered several punches to his jaw. Clyne then got up and went to the top rope and delivered a devasting crossbody to Martus who has just gained his feet. Clyne’s move put Martus in a pin but Martus used the momentum to roll it over and pin Clyne. Martus was close enough to the ropes and without the referee seeing, wrapped his legs on the second rope for leverage. The ref counted 1 and then 2, and then a kickout. The crowd cheered for the kickout. Martus brought Clyne to his feet and Clyne grabbed Martus’ head and dropped to his knees. This send the top of Clynes head into Martus’ jaw. Clyne fell backwards and Martus stumbled back into the corner where Render made a tag. Clyne crawled to make the tag but Render grabbed his leg and held on tight. Clyne got his balance on one leg and leaped and kicked Render in the back of the head. Clyne was released and made the tag.
Ben entered and attacked Render immediately with a flurry of kicks and punches. Martus had recovered and entered to help his partner. The DS boys got the upperhand as the referee was distracted with keeping Clyne in the corner. Clyne yelled at the referee but the damage was being done. The two bearmen attacked and put Ben G on the mat. Martus slid out of the ring as the referee turned and counted the 1 and 2. Ben kicked out of Render’s pin. Render picked up Ben G and hit a simple but very powerful body slam. Ben laid near the ropes far from his corner. Render then ran over and drilled Clynetyme to the outside. Referee Jake Ziegler walked over and yelled and Render deviously put his arms on the refs shoulders and turned his sight away from the ring. Ben G was using the ropes to climb up and then it happened. Martus grabbed one of the title belts and drilled Ben G in the face with it as Ben was trying to stand up. Ben dropped to the mat. Clynetyme entered as did Martus after he threw the belt aside. Martus intercepted a desperate Clyne and the two ended up over the ropes to the outside. Render went to the second ropes again and fell and hit a massive belly flop onto Ben G.
Clynetyme picked up the nearby belt that Martus had dropped and nailed Martus across the face. Clyne then slid into the ring to break up the Render pin, but it was too late. The referee dropped the 3 as Clyne came up short. Render got to his feet and quickly slid outside to help up Martus. Clyne tended to his crushed teammate. 703 came up short once again. The DS boys’ music hit and they headed up the ramp and celebrated. They motioned mean finger gestures to the pissed off Kalamazoo crowd and exited. Clyne and Ben got up to a nice round of applause and walked slowly up the ramp as the lights dimmed and the titantron lit up once again.
The two celebrated with their belts as they walked towards the garage area. “Damn Render we destroyed those punks. The pathetic fools here in Kalamazoo saw us do it and now we drink beer.” They walked by the cab of the truck and the old man was taking a nap. They opened the back of the Labatt’s truck in anticipation of a wonderful night of drinking but both title belts were dropped to the floor at the same time. The back of the truck was now empty! The crowd erupted. Martus ran to the front of the truck and grabbed the old man from out of the cab. “What the hell happened old man. We paid you to drive us around in the truck with the beer and now it is empty. What the hell happened?” The old man said that he had dozed off and felt the truck rocking a little but figured that it was just a couple of bears, drinking beers. Render was pissed and punched the old man in the stomach and the crowd roared at the low-blow. The old man crumbled to the floor. “What the hell Jish! Where is our damn beer?”
Clynetyme and Ben G were obviously pissed at being cheated out of the titles and ran from off camera into view and attacked. Each one unloaded, with chair in hand at the bears. Each bear was given a chair shot to the back without seeing it coming. The bears stumbled to their feet and grabbed their belts and ran up the ramp of the parking garage. Clyne and Ben G looked at each other and jumped into the cab, revved up the engine and took out after The DS boys. The camera lost sight of the group and the crowd roared!
MATCH #5
FALLUCCA: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one-fall and is the Chaos Division’s first ever HELL IN A CELL GRUDGE MATCH.
Introducing first, from Grand Rapids, Michigan, weighing in at 243 pounds, REDNECK FINCH!!!”
A few cheers were heard but for the most part it was mostly boos. Finch walked slowly into the ring. “This is it, ladies and gentlemen. No ifs ands or buts about it, this is the match to end all matches. In Finch’s mind, Mr. B is as good as dead. The question is, will Mr. B show up?” Jorgensen said. Bronkema was quick to reply “I’ve known Mr. B for quite some time now....but for the first time ever, I find myself unsure of what’s going on in his mind. For the first time ever....I honestly don’t know. Where is Mr. B?”
The ominous structure called the Hell in a Cell loomed over the ring. Bright sparks of camera flashes lit it up mysteriously. The crowd knew they were in for something special.
Jeff continued to announce, unsure of whether Mr. B would be here.
“And his opponent................................................................”
The clock seemed to tick away the seconds as if they were hours. For the briefest of moments, it was absolutely silent in the arena. It was almost as if no one was there, and all Finch could hear is the sound of his own breath....until........
A sudden burst of blue flames erupted from the ramp, and then another burst erupted along the sides of the ramp, until there were several bursts of flames erupting one by one along the side leading their way towards the ring, until all four corners of the ring posts erupted. Darkness filled the stadium. On the Titantron, a cryptic crimson red message appeared on screen.....YOUR BLOOD WILL SPILL NEXT!
Suddenly a deep red spotlight hit the top of the ramp, and the crowd showed the biggest pop of the night for Mr. B as he appeared on stage. He displayed the coldest stare anyone has ever seen. He fed off the energy of the crowd, but did not blink. He simply stared at DJ, who was staring back at him. He took his first few steps towards the ring as the cheers grew louder. The hardrock music of Disturbed was blaring through the stadium speakers as he approached the ring. He slowly slid into the ring, never once blinking or taking away his gaze.
Both men stood in the middle of the ring as the cell was lowered and locked. This was it. The bell rang, and the match had begun.
Normally, we would have seen the technicalities of a good wrestling match. Normally we would have seen punches or chops being traded back and forth. But this was different. Both men, as if reading each other’s minds, promptly exited the ring on opposite sides and reached under the ring. Chairs were thrown into the ring, then a sledgehammer, and then trash cans. Then both men slid into the ring almost in synchronization. “THESE MEN ARE NOT GONA WASTE ANYTIME IN KILLING EACH OTHER TONIGHT!”
Each man carried a steel chair with him. DJ swung first and let his chair shot slam B right on the skull. OHHHH WHAT A VICIOUS SHOT. B staggered a few steps back.....but amazingly he shook it off. Then B swung and struck DJ with a mighty chair shot. DJ staggered a few steps back....but amazingly he shook it off too! Only this time, B did not let Finch have another turn. He dropped his chair and launched himself on Finch with a Lou Thesz Press, knocking Finch down to the ground. He got on Finch and began a series of stiff shots to the face while the crowd was cheering and trying to count the number of punches. B then got up and went to the middle rope. He launched himself from the middle rope and dropped an elbow on Finch’s face. His goal was apparent, make Finch bleed. B signaled to Finch to get up, taunting him. Finch somehow got up, and somehow did not seem phased by the initial attack. This threw B off guard as Finch speared him, tackling him to the mat. He quickly grabbed a chair and repeatedly slammed it against B’s lower back. He took the edge of the chair and shot it down against his lower back over and over again. “This match is clearly not for the weak at heart as these two men want to pulverize each other.”
It was the damndest thing. Finch clearly was getting the upper hand. Maybe Mr. B had been afraid all this time and was nervous showing up in the first place. Finch picked B up and hoisted him over his shoulders. He then launched him over the top ropes with such amazing force that B’s face was thrown out of the ring and hit the steel mesh of the cell. Finch stepped out of the ring and went after B as he tried to crawl away. Finch waited for B to get to his feet. Slowly but surely he did, but was still winded. The two men faced each other outside the ring from a distance. Finch charged towards B at full speed, but B dropped down to the side, and executed a well timed drop-toe hold, instantly tripping Finch and letting his face make contact with the steel steps outside the ring!! Finch was hurt!!! He was down, but not out. But as he stood up to his feet, the camera zoomed in on his face......indeed it was blood!!!! FINCH HAS BEEN CUT!!!! FINCH WAS BLEEDING!
While some fans were pleased to see the prophecy come true, everyone knew that this was clearly not a First Blood Match, and it would take a lot more than a cut to the forehead to stop Finch.
B wanted to capitalize on his comeback. He grabbed the back of Finch’s head and tried to slam his skull against the steel post. Finch countered the move by swinging his leg backwards, kicking B in the groin behind him. B hunched over in pain. Finch then used B as a battering ram, launching him towards the mesh of the cell once more. He did it with such force that B’s body went crashing through the cage. The sounds of the mesh breaking and cutting as a result of the force of B’s body was sickening. Now there were several broken links in the cage that were threateningly sharp. Finch once again used B as a battering ram against the broken part of the cage. B HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN!!!! Both men now sported bloody faces. But more was still to come.
Now the fight had been carried on outside of the cage. B charged towards Finch but Finch back-flipped him over onto the concrete. The crowd groaned at the loud thud. Finch went back through the broken part of the cell and into the ring. He grabbed the sledgehammer and went back out to use it on B. He stood above B’s head and swung the sledgehammer downward towards B’s face, but B crossed his arms and held them up, blocking the sledgehammer from landing on him. As Finch tried to break the hold B had on the sledgehammer, B swung his leg up and kicked Finch in the face. Both men now freed their grip off the sledgehammer. B had gained back some of his strength and drop kicked DJ to the ground. B then went back to the ring apron. He dug around underneath the ring and produced a ladder much to the roar of the crowd. He dragged the ladder back out as DJ was getting up. He hit DJ with the butt end of the ladder. This gave B enough time to prop the ladder up. The crowd knew this was gona be a crazy high risk move. They buzzed in anticipation as B began climbing the ladder with every evil intention in mind. Finch however was slowly getting to his feet. B was now on top of the ladder. He intended to do a move off the top of the ladder, but Finch threw his body against it, making the ladder wobble from side to side. B was in trouble now. As the ladder wobbled towards the cage, B leapt away from the ladder and almost cat-like he leapt towards the cage, clinging onto the walls of the cell. B had saved himself from potentially crashing down onto the concrete from the top of the ladder. Since he was clinging to the cell, he climbed all the way up to the top of the cell. This match just picked up its risk factor.
The fans were going crazy. Would Finch meet B at the top of the cell?? The answer of course was hell yeah! Finch did not waste any time climbing up the other side of the cell. The two men met on top and quickly traded punches and chops. The weight of both men already was causing the roof of the cell to cave in as several links of mesh were snapping loudly. The inevitable would occur.
B swung a punch at DJ, who ducked the punch and went behind B. He wrapped his arm around B’s neck from behind and dropped him on his head. The roof of the cell bounced before caving in a little more. The fans were screaming. B almost fell through the cell! Finch was getting anxious, he knew he had B right where he wanted him. He went for the move again, but B countered, spinning around so that he was facing Finch. He tried suplexing Finch, and with much strength, he was successful in lifting his feet up. The crowd was amazed. B had actually lifted Finch up high so that Finch was upside down. But Finch wiggled his legs and then swung his body back down. He reversed the suplex and easily swung B so that B was suplexed backwards onto the roof of the cell. Once again the loud snapping noises of the mesh was being heard as the cage nearly collapsed. B did not want to be the first to fall through. He quickly shot up and delivered a few chops to Finch. He went for a kick but Finch grabbed his foot. As B was bouncing around on one foot for balance, Finch pushed against B towards the edge of the cell. “MY GOD NO DON’T DO IT!!!!” yelled the announcers.
Finch tried to push B off the edge but B swung up with his other foot and hit Finch in the back of the head with an Insaguri kick. Finch went down, but B lost his balance and half his body was hanging over the edge of the cell. B quickly tried to get back into the safety of within the edge. Finch also quickly got up. Both men were relentless. Then it happened. As both men got to their feet Finch whipped B once more towards the edge. B was launched from the edge of the cell and his body was sent crashing 15 feet off the cage and onto the announcing table of Jorgensen and Bronkema!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! BY GOD HE’S BEEN DESTROYED!!!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY STOP THE MATCH!!!!
The crowd was too shocked to boo Finch who stood at the top of the cage. This outcome resembled the first ever hell in a cell when Mick Foley fell off the cage.
The EMT’s quickly appeared with stretchers, carrying B’s lifeless body out on the stretcher. This match was indeed over. B was a bloody mess and so was Finch.
Jeff Fallucca regretfully picked up the mic and announced “Here is your winner.......................................”
WAITAMINUTE WAITAMINUTE!!!!! B IS GETTING OFF THE STRETCHER!!!!! BY GOD HE’S NOT DONE, HE’S GOT A LOT OF HEART CARRYING HIM THROUGH THIS NIGHT!!!
B walked hurtfully and slowly towards the ring much to the shock of Finch and Fallucca. He grabbed the mic from Fallucca and spoke for the first time since he’s been gone. “I......was........not.......pinned!!!! Finch...you’ll have to give me a much bigger beating than that!!!”
The crowd went wild and everyone shat themselves. B grabbed another chair from the ring side area. He must have felt every bone in his body snap as he launched the chair up to the top of the cage. Once again he climbed the cage. He almost lost his grip a few times because he was in tremendous pain, but he somehow climbed up to the top. By now a swarm of referees and EMT’s were circling the ring. Jake Ziegler along with Jack Doan were all prepared for the worst. Finch grabbed the chair that was thrown up there. He swung down at B’s head as soon as he climbed to the top. B lost his grip again but was clinging with only one hand. For sure he would fall again!!!! Finch raised the chair up high once more for another swing, but B used his free hand to grab Finch’s ankle. B pulled with all his weight until Finch lost his balance and couldn’t swing the chair anymore. Finch fell backwards and B used this to his advantage as he climbed back up to the cage. B was exhausted. He laid there in pain. Finch had all the strength in the world. He chuckled, knowing that there was no way B would win, although he put up a tremendous display of heart and soul in this match. He set up B for a pedigree, and slammed his head down on the cage. The crowd was booing. Finch picked up B again for another pedigree. He hit him with the second pedigree of the night, only this one was much more forceful because Finch was trying to send B crashing through the cage. Finch signaled to the crowd for one more pedigree. B was too beat up to even notice as he crumbled down without even being slammed down. Finch was pissed. There was no way he would let B fall this easily without a third pedigree. He picked him up again and set him up for the third pedigree once more, but again B crumbled. “GET THE F*CK UP!!!” Finch yelled at B as he picked him up a third time. And then it happened. Somehow, someway, some miracles are better left unexplained. B mustered every ounce of energy and heart he had left. Everything B ever believed in this business, every bump, every pin, every spot, all were funneled into his last burst of energy as he back flipped Finch from the pedigree set up. Finch’s body flipped over and he fell into the cage, the cage snapped, and Finch’s body was sent crashing through down to the ring. His fall was so brutal that the ring actually broke. His body actually dented a hole in the middle of the ring!!!! HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!! This match is crazy!
B was laying on his back, his arm raised as the crowd was cheering. B got to his feet and looked down at the gaping hole of the roof of the cage. He looked down at Finch’s perfect position, laying in the hole of the middle of the ring. B grabbed the chair, he looked at the fans, then he looked at Jake Ziegler. B then did a leg drop through the hole of the cage and in one swift motion, placed the chair underneath his legs, so that the chair landed on DJ’s face, and the leg drop finished the move for him! Finch’s face was broken in a dozen places as blood spurted forth his broken teeth. B was also knocked out, but his leg drop was still there as his leg was draped over Finch. Jake Ziegler entered the ring and in the first pin attempt of the match, he counted ONE.........................TWO.......................................................THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!! MR. B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The main event was delayed for 20 minutes as the ring crew repaired the damage done to the ring. Both Finch and B were carried out in stretchers, and were met with a standing ovation, which is traditional for Hell in a Cell match. To appease the crowd, the Titantron recapped the night’s events. Also, a few commercials were shown for Jessica Simpson’s variety show just to shut her up.
THE MAIN EVENT
Jay Taylor vs. Tony “The Man Beast” Lozon
LOUGAINIS: Well folks, this is the moment many have been waiting for. It is time for the first ever Chaos Main Event and it is for the Chaos Division Heavyweight Championship. Jay Taylor will have his hands full with the likes of savage Tony Lozon. Lozon has been working hard and earned this title shot by winning the Chaos Division Royal Rumble. He successfully knocked former champion DJ Finch over the top rope to gain this honor. Jay beat Finch to become the 5 time champion a few months ago but in my opinion, this is his biggest challenge yet.
BRONK: Yer damn right Lou, Taylor doesn’t have a prayer.
LOUGAINIS: Hey I never said Taylor did not have a chance. I am simply saying that Lozon is most likely the most powerful man in the division and he is obviously on top of his game after destroying his teammate Brandon Walsh.
BRONK: Well Taylor doesn’t stand a chance. Today I placed a bet in Vegas on Lozon to clobber Taylor. Taylor had problems at times with Redneck Finch’s power and Lozon, although not as polished, has more strength than Finch. It is going to take a miracle for Taylor to walk out of this PPV with the belt.
LOUGAINIS: Hell, after what I have witnessed in the past few matches anything is possible. One thing is for certain, Eli Jimenez will be facing one of these two men for the title after winning the #1 contenders match earlier tonight. (Video is shown of Eli winning with the brass kuncks.) Due to the fact he is the GM, there will be no rematch. Eli Jimenez has set the title match in two weeks on June 30th right here on WWE Chaos. The question still remains, who will the GM face? And we will find out now because Lozon is making his way to the ring.
FALLUCCA: The following singles match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Chaos Championship Title! (Crowd erupts) Introducing first out of Grandville Michigan, weighting somewhere in the neighborhood of 400lbs. He is the current #1 contender, Tony, “The Man Beast, Lozon!
The lights dimmed slighty and The Insane Clown Posse flipped on the speakers. Lozon came flying out of the curtains and on to the stage. He was wearing baggy jeans and a black t-shirt that read in red letters, “The Man Beast.” Inside the letter B were a pair of fangs with blood dripping down the shirt. He did not spend much time up there because he ran and slid into the ring in a storm, barely. He screamed to the crowd with fury as the crowd yelled jeers back. Tony was hated and more important, feared. After what he did to the fan in the front row, those front seaters dared not to get close. Tony exited the ring and taunted many of the front row before making his way down to the announcers table, which is now in shambles. He pushed Fallucca out of the way, grabbed his mic, and entered the ring to talk. He spoke, “I only have one thing to say to you Jay Taylor, and it is….”
Before Lozon could even finish the stadium went pitch black and the crowd screamed. The slow and entrancing Fuel song hit and the stage erupted with tall white flames and Taylor appeared. He was wearing the usual black pants and his silver t-shirt that said, “5 Times Better Than You.” His White Sox hat was backwards and he took it off and flung it into the crowd. Tony walked up to the edge of the ring and stared up the ramp. Jay was focused and walked slowly towards the ring. The stare down was intense and the crowd could feel it. Referee Jake Ziegler walked to Tony’s side and motioned for him to step back. Lozon pushed Ziegler out of the way and steped back a few steps towards the middle. Taylor took the Silver gleaming championship belt and handed it to a ring crew member to bring to the announcers table. Fallucca was now back on his feet. Taylor stopped and continued his stare and with a sudden burst of energy slid into the ring. The bell started and the main event begun.
Lozon quickly unloaded on Jay’s back with thundering clubs and Jay managed to fight through them and to his feet. The two enchanged jarring punch after jarring punch. Jay’s speed won the battle and his combined strength pushed Lozon backwards into the rope. Jay sent a knee to the stomach of Lozon and kicked him through the second rope and to the outside. Jay ripped his shirt off and threw it at Lozon who was getting up outside. Jay was intense and emotional and ready for the battle. Tony, who had a small cut in the corner of his mouth, wiped the blood on his chest and laughed.
Jay backed off into the middle of the ring and listened to the crowd chanting his name. Lozon carefully re-entered laughing and smiling an evil grin. Many of the members of the division were on the stage watching this epic battle but it was apparent that none would disrespect the title and interfere. This was a one on one match and it stayed that way the entire way. There was no interference. Tony and Jay circled one another and then locked up. Each one jarred for position but Tony simply used his brute strength and shoved Jay back into the corner. Tony roared at the top of his lungs and beat his chest. Jay gathered himself, rose and the two locked up once again. Tony quickly used that force once again and Jay found himself on his back on the mat. Jay popped up with determination and decided that the lock up was no good. Jay put his hand into the air and motioned Tony to grab it in a feat of strength. They locked right hands and then left hands. The power and control quickly went Tony’s way but Jay dug deep down and lifted himself off his one knee. Jay turned Tony’s arms over and bridged upwards with a massive amount of hidden strength and Tony writhed in pain.
LOUGAINIS: It looks as if Jay has equal upper body strength to Tony. But it is apparent that Jay will have to get the Man Beast down to the ground because Lozon has already shown that his lower body power is twice that of Jay.
BRONK: Lozon will try to wear down Jay and get those legs a wobbling. Jay is done for and it just a matter of time.
Jay had the arm bridge and send a head butt to Tony’s face and then unlocked the hand hold. Tony was surprised and Jay quickly unloaded a few punches. Tony backed up a few steps and Jay began side kicking Lozon in the ribs. Tony used his massive arms to block most of the blows but Jay quickly worked back to the upper chest and facial area. Tony got his arms up and Jay went back to the ribs with his feet. Tony caught one of Jay’s legs and Jay quickly jumped off his other leg and kicked Tony in the side of the face. Jay hit the ground but a stunned Tony did not. Tony was going to be near impossible to put on the mat. Tony was on 1 knee however and recovered fast. Jay was just to his feet and Tony was charging. Jay ducked and Tony went off the far rope. Both men went for clotheslines and Jay hit the ground hard. Tony did not hit the mat but rather dropped to one knee again. Tony was now in control and picked the fallen Jay to his feet. Tony picked Jay up and slammed him to the mat in a powerful Andre the Giant like body slam. Jay bridged his back up and the crowd could see the impact it must have had. Tony dropped to one knee next to Jay and smothered his elbow across Jay’s face. Ziegler counted to 4 and Tony stopped. Tony then locked a chokehold onto Jay’s neck and the ref counted another 4 count. Tony was in control, that was for sure.
Tony then picked Jay to his feet and whipped him into the corner. Tony charged, leapt, and crashed into Jay. Jay wobbled out and almost fell to the mat, but Tony stopped the downward momentum and whipped Jay into the opposite corner. Tony charged and flopped Jay a second time. Jay was then sent back to the first corner again. Tony grinded his left leg and ran it into the mat like a bull would do before the charge. Tony charged and Jay lifted his leg and connected with Tony’s jaw. The startled Lozon wandered back a few steps towards the middle of the ring and Jay jumped from the second rope with a double legged drop kick and hit Tony square in the back. Tony fell forward and caught himself from falling on the ropes. Jay got to his feet and pounced on the slightly weakened foe. Jay clubbed Lozon in the back a few times before whipping him into the corner. Jay charged and lifted a knee into Lozon’s gut. Jay then hit a few whoo chops before ascending the ropes and delivering what was suppose to be the 10 punch. After the crowd’s counted ninth punch, Lozon wrapped his arms around Jay, took a few steps forward and hit an atomic drop. Jay hopped around in pain and Tony charged with a clothesline sending Jay to the Mat. Tony wandered to the ropes and shook out the cobwebs.
Tony knew he had to lock in his Man Beast bear hug and suck the life out of Jay. Jay was too quick to keep a back and forth battle going. Tony had the power, but taking damage in a 3 to 1 ratio was not a victory solution. Tony walked over to Jay and dropped a huge leg drop across Jay’s chest. Tony then picked Jay to his feet and into a chokeslam. Jay was slammed hard to the mat and the crowd was livid. Jay rolled around in pain and showed weakness for the first time in the match. Tony mounted Jay and delivered multiple punches until Jay was busted wide open. The blood streamed down Taylor’s face. Tony gave a few more punches to get the blood flowing. Tony helped Jay to his feet one more time and kicked Jay in the midsection causing Jay to bend over. Tony then locked his arms around Jay and hoisted him up for a powerbomb. Jay fired a few punches at Tony’s face and then locked a hold around Tony’s head and the powerbomb was converted into a powerful DDT. The crowd erupted but both men were down. A minute passed and both men were again to their feet to face off. 20 minutes had passed already in the match and the fatigue was beginning to show.
Tony got the upper hand with a couple of forearms to the head. He whipped Jay off the ropes and into a sleeper hold. The crowd boo’ed because they hate sleepers. They also have seen way too many sleepers tonight. Sleepers are essential to match psychology however. Jay was not in the sleeper long because he knew he would not last long in a powerful submission. Jay elbowed Tony a few times in the face and Lozon let go of the sleeper hold. Jay was a bit weary however but ran and bounded off the ropes and charged back towards Lozon. Lozon ducked and sent Taylor high over head and to the mat. Tony laughed and roared at the crowd once again. After clubbing a fallen Jay in the chest two times, The Man Beast picked up the wounded Jay to his feet and whipped him off the ropes again. Tony Lozon bent over once again to launch Jay into the air but the crafty Taylor stopped inches from Tony. Tony rose and was then kicked swiftly in the midsection and Jay hit a huge stunner!
Lozon dropped to both knees but did not hit the mat! Taylor was impressed and kicked Lozon across the face. Tony got to his feet in a daze and Taylor sent him into the corner. Jay ran and leapt and landed his elbow across Lozon’s face. With Tony in the corner, Jay climbed to the top rope just above Tony’s head. With Tony hooked in the corner and facing the middle of the ring, Jay stood on Tony shoulder facing the crowd. Jay jumped up high and backwards and kicked Tony square across the face and Tony’s forehead erupted with blood. Jay landed on his feet kicked Tony in the ribs and hit the second stunner. Tony wobbled and finally dropped to the mat face first. The crowd was in pandemonium. Jay turned and covered, but the massive man kicked out on the two. Jay was a bit shocked. He climbed to the top rope and signaled for the Night Lite and moonsaulted backwards. Lozon put his knees up and Taylor was crushed. With Jay rolling away in pain, Tony gained his composure. He walked over to Jay and brought him to his feet. Lozon then whipped Taylor off the ropes and on the rebound, bent over and locked his arms around Taylor’s waist flipping him upside down and into the upside down Man Beast Bear Hug. Tony flung Taylor’s body around like a rag doll and blood poured to the mat.
After about 1 minute, the referee picked Jay’s arm up and dropped it for the 1. Ziegler did the same and counted the 2. If Jay did not get his arm up to show consciousness he would lose his title right there. Jake dropped Jay’s arm the third time and the crowd erupted at the sight of Jay’s arm pointing upwards. Jay kicked both legs into Tony’s face and Tony broke the massive hold. Jay fell to the ground and Tony, in an enraged motion pushed Ziegler hard into the corner on his way to dropping a huge leg drop across Jay’s chest. Ziegler fell to the ground in pain. Tony covered Taylor but the ref was not strong enough to turn and make the count. Tony was pissed and broke the pin, slapped the semi-conscious Taylor, and slid out of the ring. Lozon kicked Fallucca and grabbed the title belt. He re-entered as Jay got to his feet. Tony charged Taylor with the belt and Taylor ducked. Tony stopped facing away from Jay and Jay hit Tony with a super kick right when Tony turned around. Tony dropped the belt to the mat and fell backwards into the ropes. The referee gained his feet and state of mind to see Tony bound off the rope back towards Jay. And then it Happened! Jay kicked Tony in the mid-section and hit Tony with a legendary DDT and Tony’s face connected with the fallen title belt. The crowd was cheering because Jay had Tony outcold. Jay covered but Ziegler, who had seen the entire stream of actions after Tony bounded off the ropes and the DDT on to the belt, signaled for the DQ bell.
LOUGAINIS: Wait! Is Ziegler going to DQ Taylor for the belt that just happened to be in the path of Lozon’s face. Taylor did not use the belt in his possession at all! Or is Ziegler going to DQ Lozon for the hard shot he gave the referee sending the ref down in the corner?
BRONK: I don’t know but that was 1 hell of a slobberknocker! Jay should be DQ’ed for using the belt! Ziegler is over there talking with ring announcer Fallucca.
Ziegler was shown talking with Fallucca and the crowd was in complete suspense. Taylor was confused and Lozon was now coming to his feet after being knocked out. The belt was still in the middle of the ring. Fallucca spoke and announced the referee’s decision.
FALLUCCA: The following contest for the WWE Chaos Title has been declared, a double DQ. Jay Taylor is still the champion.
Tony was enraged but the crowd was happy that Jay retained the title. Jay’s music hit but the next few hits were devastating. Tony picked up the belt and drilled Taylor from behind. Taylor fell to the mat on his back. Tony exited and grabbed a chair. He re-entered and drilled Taylor in the stomach a few times. Tony then laid the title belt across Taylor’s face and ascended the top rope with the chair in hand. Tony leapt and hit a massive leg drop with the chair and title belt below on to Jay’s face. Blood poured from everywhere as the 746 Redneck came into the ring. They pulled Tony aside before he could literally kill Jay and the walked up the ramp and out of sight. Medical techs came storming down and quickly put Jay on a backboard. They covered his bloody face with a towel. The crowd was on its feet in complete concern for its champion. The backboard was put on the stretcher and Jay was wheeled up to the stage. The title belt was laying across his chest. A tech leaned in as if to listen to something Jay was trying to say. Jay was not moving however but all four medical personnelle backed away leaving a 4 foot circle of empty space where the crowd could clearly see the destroyed champion. Then it happened as the PPV went off the air. Jay rose his right arm high into the air and extended his finger in the #1 sign. The crowd erupted and Jay collapsed.
The List.
