NOTE: Due to the Summer Olympics in Athens Greece, the Chaos show for Wednesday July 28th, 2004 was canceled.

August 4th, 2004.

Show: Chaos

LOUGAINIS: Well folks today just may be the last day that Jimenez is the GM. He will be the champion after today because the title is not on the line, but his duel role as the GM might no be his anymore. Tonight in our main event Eli will face B in a steel cage for the GM position and the special guest referee will be Josh Render as appointed by none other than current GM Eli Jimenez. See how that works?

BRONK: Damnit Lou, of course we see how it works. GM Jimenez makes fair matches with referees who know what they are doing. Render is an excellent choice for the match and should have no problem calling it down the middle.

LOUGAINIS: Well I do not agree with that but this just in, the match will be a no DQ, escape only match. There will be no pins or submissions for the victory. The first to escape the cage and touch both feet to the ground will be the new GM of the Chaos division. Let’s take it to the floor with the feisty Italian for the introduction of our first match.

FALLUCCA: Introducing first with the combined weight of 625 pounds, Ricky O’ban, Ben G, and Clynetyme, 703!

The music hit but no one came out. The camera went to the back and the backstage assult was on. Ricky O’ban was out cold on the ground. Ben G was being put through a table by Martus and Emily, and lastly, Render was smashing away and Clynetyme. All three men were tossed in the back of a black Ford F150 and Emily drove off as Render and Martus laughed their asses off. He took a ref shirt out of his bag and put it on and headed to the ring. The Rednecks showed up to see what the hell had happened but Render simply said, “I guess your opponents are a no-show. You have the night off.” Giving a bunch of rednecks the night off seemed acceptable because the Redneck hooted and hollered that they would have another night to shoot off their guns into the sky and start drinking early.

Fallucca entered the ring and gave the typical promotional speech and pushed WWE shopzone items on the crowd. It seemed ad-libbed because he stumbled through the time-taker-up. While this was taking place, the cage was being lowered from the ceiling. Fallucca left right before the cage was secured into place.

FALLUCCA: Introducing first, from Brown City Michigan, he is the special referee for this match, Josh Render!

Render came into the stage area to a chorus of nay’s and entered the ring.

FALLUCCA: Introducing next, by choice of introduction, he is the current GM and the Chaos World Champion. Hailing from Jackson Michigan, weighting in at a perfect 180 lbs, Eli Jimenez.

Jimenez entered like a glorious king of a far away country. He flexed and displayed himself to the crowd as if he were a Greek God. He entered the door to the cage and shook hands with the referee. Render looked as if he were shaking hands with the Pope. He crowd chanted, “asshole.” Shortly after, the light began to dim and Eli was visibly upset. The crowd grew in support for the next man to enter the stage when the green flames erupted and the arena went black. The fog misted down the ramp and B rose from below the stage. A spot light peered through the fog and green flames at B. B walked slowly down the ramp and towards the ring. He entered the door and the cage was immediately shut and locked tight by referee Jake Ziegler. Render immediately sounded for the bell and Eli Jimenez sprinted up the cage wall for a surprising escape. The lights were not even full yet when the corners of the cage exploded and Eli fell to the mat. The crowd boomed.

Render looked confused and hovered over his leader to separate the oncoming B. B pushed Render into the cage hard and picked up Eli to his feet. Usually that would be a DQ for pushing the referee but not in this NO DQ cage match! B locked Eli’s neck in a chokeslam but Render got to his feet and charged. B caught Render’s neck too and executed a double chokeslam. The crowd chanted, “B” over and over and B stopped over his two fallen opponents and soaked up the noise. B brought Eli to his feet and kicked him in to gut. He began to hoist Eli up overhead for a powerbomb but Render hit B with a lowblow. Eli reversed the powerbomb into a DDT. Eli was woozy but stumbled to the cage. Render kneeled at B’s side and fired away. Render then brought B to his feet as Eli was half-way up the side of the cage. Render whipped B off the ropes and ran to hit a massive clothesline from hell. B ducked and bounded off the far rope and hit Render with a huge boot to the jaw. Eli was now at the top with only his legs dangling in the ring. His upper body was over the top of the cage. B turned, ran and leapt on the side of the cage like Spiderman and grabbed a hold of Eli’s leg. B climber to eye-level with Eli and they exchanged punches at the top of the cage. B slapped a hold of Eli’s throat and leapt off with Eli and hit a massive chokeslam into the ring! “HOLY SHIT,” erupted around the arena.

Render was confused. B hit the ground hard too and was struggling to get to his feet. Eli seemed to be out. Martus charged down the ramp with a chair in hand and tossed it over the top to Render who caught it perfectly. B charged and kicked the chair into Render’s face. Martus was livid outside. Render, the ref, was out. B, climbed the cage on the wall that was the same side as the door. When he was halfway up, Eli crawled towards the door. Martus was there and took the lock off and opened the door. Martus then climbed the cage a few feet over to meet B at the top. They exchanged punches as Eli crawled with everything he had left towards the door. Then, it happened!

At the top of the cage B got the upperhand and tossed Martus overhead and on his back 15 feet below in the ring. An even louder, “Holy Shit” broke out! Eli had his hands on the ropes near the door and pulled himself halfway out of the cage. B noticed this and knew he had only 1 choice. B leapt from the top on the outside of the cage towards the open door and in one motion kicked the door closed on Eli and B’s back hit the outside ring mats hard. The crowd absolutely blew up because there was a new GM. B was stunned but used the cage to get to his feet. Eli was now laying in the ring with the other DS boys. B walked slowly to the door and closed the lock tight locking DS Inc in the cage. B walked up the ramp and the crowd chanted his name. He was given a mic on the top of the stage and DS Inc was now up staring up the ramp at B.

“As the new GM I am making a match at Chaos : Revolution. Eli, you will be defending your title. It will be Eli Jimenez against The Manbeast Tony Lozon and his new manager, Jay Taylor. One on one! Anyone who interferes in the match, will be fired because I am sure I will see it from the ring, and the referee.!”

LOUGAINIS: I can’t believe it, we have a new GM! B has already made a match for Eli and Tony! Jay Taylor will be ringside as Tony’s new manager! B will be the referee and will make sure it finally goes down fairly as a true 1 on 1.

BRONK: Damnit Lou! This ain’t good. This ain’t good at all.

LOUGAINIS: One thing is for sure folks. There is a new man in town and I am sure things will now finally be even and that man is the new GM, B.

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