July 21st, 2004 Chaos Show

LOUGAINIS: Well folks tonight may be the night that Eli Jimenez, the champ and current GM is challenged for his GM position.

BRONK: Damnit Lou, no one in their right mind would challenge this immortal man. And think about it. The steel cage is Jimenez’s forte’. And it looks as if he will have an ally in the ring as the special guest referee.

LOUGAINIS: Well I am sure there is someone out there who is man enough to challenge Eli Jimenez. Maybe it will be Lozon or Finch? One thing is for certain, Jay Taylor will not be the one to topple the champ this time. Let’s go to ringside for the introduction of our first match.

Match #1

DJ Finch vs. Ben G.

Results: After destroying Rick O’ban last week it seems if Finch is on a mission to build himself back up as a legitimate contender for the title. Finch had trouble with the quick and strong Galaster. He wasn’t going as easily as Rick. The match went back and forth and eventually Heather got involved once again. Heather slid a chair in one of the corners and ran to the other side to distract the ref. DJ kicked Ben in the gut and clubbed him on the back to the mat. With the ref distracted, DJ starred at the chair across the ring in the opposite corner. He walked towards the chair but Ricky O’ban jumped from the crowd, into the ring, grabbed the chair and smacked DJ in the head. The referee turned at the thud and DQ’ed Ben G and Finch picked up the victory but at a big cost. Ben G and Rick fired away at DJ who was on the ground. The prompted DJ’s teammate Brandon Walsh to entered to break it up. DJ and Walsh took charge with Heathers help. This brought in Clynetyme who made it a 3 on 3 and 703 cleared the ring of the Rednecks. The crowd was alive and happy.

Winner: DJ Finch by DQ

This brought Eli Jimenez to come to the stage and announce that next week, on Chaos, it would be a three on three match. 703 vs. the Rednecks including Heather. The crowd cheered at the match announcement but boo’ed at Eli all the same.

Eli walked to the ring with his usual posse. Render grabbed a couple Jay Taylor signs and took them into the ring. Each member of DS Inc spit on the sign and the tension grew in the arena. Jay Taylor chants broke out and Martus grabbed the mic and reminded the crowd that Jay Taylor was injured and would not be present for two months. Eli them spoke, “Many people have been asking about Tony Lozon. Well after stern convincing, the board of trustees have agreed that he needs time off to cool his emotions. Tony Lozon is out-of-control and needs time to calm down. He was given a 1 month suspension and will be allowed to return August 11th on Chaos. Due to the fact that Jay and Tony will not be around for the next month, I have no choice but to declare the tag titles vacant. But that vacancy will not last long, because I feel the best suitors for those belts are, The DS boys!”

LOUGAINIS: THAT IS CRAP! The DS boys are now tag-team champions for the 3rd time and they haven’t won a fair match to gain them any of the 3 times!

BRONK: Damnit Lou, they have won the titles more than anyone, show some respect.

In the ring the DS boys celebrated as Emily brought down the belts. The crowd was pissed. Jimenez continued. “Now that this issue is settled, I will move on to point two of three. The board has agreed that this show is a success. As the man in charge and responsible for the ratings, I want to blow the roof off the place and announce the second Chaos division PPV and it will take place here on August 25th, 2004! The name of this PPV will be titled Chaos: Revolution” The crowd roared! “The match card will be determined later. However, it does not look like I will be defending the belt because no one is yet worthy. Let’s move on to point number three, but I am sure this will only take a second. I am sure that no one from the back even remembers my GM challenge because they have realized that they can not do it. Let’s face it folks, no one back there is in my league.” As Eli spoke, the lights seemed to gradually dim.

BRONK: It seems that Wings stadium is indeed a piece of crap because the lights are fading due to being ancient.

LOUGAINIS: Bronk, this does not seem right. Something is going on and it is scaring me.

BRONK: Damnit Lou, I tell you, someone forgot to play the electric bills.

Eli was still speaking. “I have faced everyone and beat them fair and square. I beat Lozon and Taylor for the title. Lozon is washed up and blew his chance twice. Why should he come out. He is pathetic. As for Taylor, Jay Taylor is nothing but a….Why the hell are these light dimming. I demand that they be back on full blast so these miserable fans can see true greatness! Damnit! If you do not turn those back up now I will come to that booth and fire everyone in that room! I am the GM damnit!”

“Not for long.” The lights went pitch black and the stage erupted in strange green flames and dense fog. The crowd was in awe of the odd flames and then the erie music hit. A figure appeared on stage with a mic but it was still to dark to see who it was. A single spot light beamed down at the middle of the walk way but the figure was too far away from it to tell who it was. The figure walked slowly towards the light.

“Damnit. What the hell is going on here! I was in the middle of close out this challenge as void and now you have interrupted everything. Show yourself damnit so I know who’s ass I will be destroying in the cage! I don’t have all day I am the champion and the busy GM!”

The figure spoke again, “Like I said, not for long.” The figure walked into the light and the crowd erupted. It was none other than the mysterious man that disappear long ago. It was none other than B.

LOUGAINIS: Does this man have an alter ego! A few weeks ago we saw him wrestle Walsh in a squash match but he was nothing like this! He was the B we were use to seeing when he partnered with Jay. Now he seems to be conflicted going back and forth between that man and the man who spoke to DJ Finch in the parking garage a few months ago. This is a serious challenge.

BRONK: Damnit Lou, I can’t figure this guy out. The alter-ego of B is out here challenging Eli for the GM position. The crowd loves this guy but boy is he mysterious, strange and down-right scary. What do you think Lou, are you scared? Hey Lou, where the hell have you gone! Folks, Lou is scared and ran away. Damnit Lou!

“Who the hell do you think you are? I am Eli Jimenez. I am the champion and I am the G.”

Before Eli could finish the corners of the ring exploded. Both DS boys fell to the ground and were out for the count from the explosion. B stepped out of the spot light and into the darkness again. The lights began to rise again but nobody saw B charge the ring and slide in. As soon as the ring was visible, B was seen pounding away at Eli. The two exchanged punches but B backed Eli against the ropes and kicked him in the jaw over the top ropes. Render got up and charged but was send threw over the top ropes and knocked out Emily and himself. Martus got up and charged. B kicked Martus in the gut and Martus bent over. B hoisted him upside down and hit a tombstone pile driver. The crowd exploded in joy and it was apparent that the match was set. August 4th, 2004 was the day of judgment for Eli. Would it be the last day of Eli Jimenez’s as the Chaos GM?

The List.