JUNE 23rd, 2004

In a rapid rush to their seats, the crowd was thrilled to be in attendance for the very first Chaos show after a PPV. Everyone was talking about the matches, the 3-0 victory of DS Inc., The return of Mr. B and the death defying match, and of course, the controversy surrounding the championship match.

The stadium was packed with more fans than ever before. It seemed like the PPV had showcased all the local talents, and every local superstar had their fan club, as well displayed by the signs. Many fans came to the show wearing bear suits in order to emulate their favorite beer drinkers, the DS boys. Several fans held signs that said “Tony got robbed!” But clearly the majority of the fans were all after the hottest piece of merchandise currently, and that is the Jay Tay “5 times better than you” t-shirt.

As the crowd settled and prepared for the show, Tony’s music hit and he stomped his way down to the ring. He was wearing his usual oversized baggy jeans and a Jimmy Johns hat and t shirt. He had his own cheering section who kept chanting “Lo-zon, Lo-zon” but clearly Tony was not in it for the cheers, he had some unfinished business to take care of. He grabbed the mic and began to speak.

“I’m not gonna waste any time. Jay Tay, get you ass out here NOW!”

A few seconds ticked by before Jay Tay’s music hit and he appeared at the top of the ramp, much to the delight and cheers of the crowd.

Jay Tay spoke. “I heard a lot of fans were angry about the way the match ended at the PPV. But I don’t see why you’re angry at me Tony. After all, it was the referee who made the call, and when it was all over, I was still 5 times better than you!”

Tony snarled “I’ll get straight to the point, you sniveling pretentious little punk. I was ROBBED! I won one of the greatest freakin royal rumble matches in history, and dammit I did not win that rumble only to be in a title match that ends in a disqualification because you were too much of a p*ssy to handle the pain that I dished out to you.”

Jay replied “As I recall you were pretty banged up too, and I think I dished out just as much punishment out on you if not more.”

Tony yelled back louder “If that’s the way you see it punk, then let’s have a rematch. You and me, right here right now! NO DISQUALIFICATION! I shouldn’t even have to ask for a rematch. That match at the PPV should have kept on going until one of us stopped breathing. I DESERVE a complete match. I paid my dues dammit! Win or lose, no draw, I DESERVE a match with clear winner and a clear loser, and obviously that had to be you. Except you’re just too much of a chicken to put that strap up for grabs when you know it’s been threatened. You know it, and all these fans here know it!”

The crowd was booing. No one had ever seen such rage and fury from Tony Lozon.

Jay was obviously livid. He slowly walked down the ramp as his cheering section grew louder with every step. He was just about to slide into the ring when the music of the General Manager, Eli Jimenez blared through the speakers.

Out came Eli wearing his expensive suit.

“Not so fast gentlemen. You both seem to have forgotten that I make the rules around here. This match will not happen tonight!”

The crowd booed relentlessly.

“However, in the interest of fairness, I have come up with a plan. I have taken the liberty of booking you both for the rematch at the next PPV. But let’s not forget that I was the winner of the #1 Contenders match. Therefore I should be the one who gets the title shot, not Tony!”

“That’s a bunch of crap!” Tony fired back obviously livid at the situation. “That is MY title shot, and what happened at the PPV is a bunch of crap too!”

Jay Tay then got into the mix “gentlemen, gentlemen, please please let’s be reasonable. I feel I retained my title fair and square according to the rules. If you guys want a piece of the title so badly, you should face each other tonight and the winner becomes the NEW #1 contender! I will gladly defend my title against the winner, after all I am a fighting champion!”

“Absolutely NOT!” replied Eli. “You seem to forget yourself Jay Tay. I MAKE THE RULES HERE! That’s it! Just for that, I am booking a match right here right now. You and Tony, for the first time ever are gonna team up against the Tag Team Champions, the DS BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Tony and Jay collectively rolled their eyes as the DS Boys drove their now famous beer truck. They both stepped out in bear costumes and played to the crowd.

Jay Tay grabbed the mic and spoke “you know if the DS Boys wanna come down here and take me on, that’s fine. I don’t need Tony to beat them. I am getting quite comfortable with gold around my waist, why don’t you guys put your tag team titles on the line!”

Suddenly they took off the silly outfits to get comfortable in their wrestling gear as they ran into the ring and swiftly went on the attack. The referee signaled for the bell as Greg Martus and Jay Tay traded blows, while Josh wasted no time in attacking Tony Lozon. Eli walked to the announcers table to be the guest color commentator.

“That’s right ladies and gentlemen, if you piss me off, I punish you. Right now you are seeing my enforcers the DS Boys take on the most unlikely of tag teams, and Jay and Tony will be punished tonight!”

Jay Tay was the first to get the upper hand as he whipped Greg into the ropes and then drop kicked him out of the ring. Across the other side of the ring Josh hit Tony with a series of punches until Tony ducked the last one and with immense strength and power, he ducked and lifted Josh over his back and over the top rope. Both Tony and Jay were cleaning house!

But then both men stared down each other. Tony and Jay clearly had unfinished business. Tony and Jay traded blows immediately as the crowd went crazy. This is clearly what the GM wanted. They traded chops and blows until the DS Boys slid back into the ring, each man carrying a beer can. Josh went behind Tony and Greg went behind Jay Tay. They both smashed the beer cans against the back of the heads of Tony and Jay, knocking them down. Josh and Greg show boated to the crowd, which gained them a lot of heat. The referee went to signal for the DQ bell, but Eli sat up from the announce table and told him not to ring the bell, suggesting that this match is a non DQ. Josh actually went to the ropes and began to climb to the top. He launched himself in a money shot onto Tony Lozon’s body, hurting him even more.

THAT’S A LOT OF WEIGHT CRASHING DOWN ON A BIG MAN!

Greg kept dropping a knee on the back of Jay’s injured head. In between assaults, they would show boat to the crowd. Then it happened. Clynetime and Ben ran in from the crowd and attacked The DS Boys with chairshots from behind. Both Josh and Greg went down hard. But that wasn’t enough. Both Clyne and Ben grabbed the chairs and placed them on the faces of Josh and Greg. Both men went to opposite corners of the ring and launched flying leg drops from the top turnbuckles and crashed them onto Josh and Greg’s faces. Eli’s jaw dropped with shock!!

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

CLYNE AND BEN HELPING JAY TAY AND TONY????

Clyne and Ben picked up Jay and Tony to revive them. Clyne and Ben draped each man’s arm over the fallen DS Boys as the referee went for the count…ONE…TWO…THREEEEE

WHAT A SHOCKER!!! AN IMPROMPTU MATCH HAS RESULTED IN A DISASTER FOR THE GENERAL MANAGER!!!! ELI JIMENEZ AND THE DS BOYS PLAN HAS BACKFIRED!!!! WE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN JAY TAYLOR AND TONY LOZON!!! TWO MORTAL ENEMIES ARE NOW CO CHAMPIONS!!!

Clyne and Ben walked up the ramp celebrating their impromptu prank, getting cheers from the crowd for the first time in a long time.

Josh and Greg were busted open and rolled out of the ring. Eli was LIVID!

“Enjoy this fluke of a title reign while it lasts. Because at the next PPV it will be a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH for the CHAOS championship! NO DQ!!! Until then, Jay and Tony have to co exist as tag team champions. We’ll see how that works out for you punks!

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