Show: Chaos

Date: May 11th, 2005

Location: Wings Stadium

Attendance: 9,143 paid

Feuding Factions:Render and Lozon, the man beasts, Eli and Martus

Where we last left off, the fans had witnessed two backstabs in one night. The faction once known as DS Inc, has now disintegrated and is down to just two members, Eli and Martus. Their former manager Emily is now the GM and therefore no longer a member of the famous tag team. Josh had turned his back on his friends and has become a heel, smashing Greg's skull with a chair and teaming up with Tony Lozon. Together they are now known as the Man Beasts. Tony had turned his back on his former mentor Jay Taylor. This was the result of Tony losing his championship to Eli, and apparently he blames Jay Taylor's alleged lack of leadership and guidance.

Chaos kicked off with a video footage of Emily Helt, the General Manager in her office backstage addressing the crowd to a chorus of mixed cheers from the crowd. In one section an "asshole" chant broke out. In another section a "you screwed Jay" chant broke out. Scattered cheers were heard here and there but not enough to drown out the chants. "Ladies and Gentlemen" she began. "We are coming off the heels of an explosive show. Jay and B had a great match last time; a match that ended in a double count out. Although I am not a big fan of either one of them, I can definitely admit that both men gave you, the fans, their all. Let's take a look at the footage."

The footage was shown of Jay leaping 20 feet in the air and bulldogging B into the announce table, followed by the referee counting out both men as they lay motionless. The footage then cut to both men being carried out on stretchers as the crowd played with each other's nuts.

"Without a doubt that was a brutal match that tested the heart and the passion of both men. Neither man wanted to quit and that is admirable. Unfortunately both men sustained severe injuries and will not be here tonight."

The crowd booed at the thought of not seeing these two veterans in action, but understood the extent of their injuries.

"Now onto tonight's lineup. Tonight, in their first official Tag Team Title Match, you will see Corporation Roberts, henceforth known as Corporation R against The 746 Wheaton Rednecks!"

"In addition to that, you will expect to see Eli Jimenez, the new WWE CHAOS CHAMPION. He will not be defending his title. Instead, he will be teaming up with what is left of DS Inc, Greg Martus, to take on The Man Beasts, Josh Render and Tony Lozon. I have added a stipulation to this match. If Tony Lozon's team wins the match, Tony will earn a title rematch. If not, his title rematch is gone!"

LOUGAINIS: By George, that sounds like a great match up tonight!

BRONK: Dammit Lou! I have a huge sac!

After the brief commercial break, the sound of police sirens and airplanes blared through the speakers as Bob and Brian appeared on stage. The sirens were because Brian is going to be a cop someday, and the airplanes is because Bob is gonna be a pilot someday. Brian wore a SWAT TEAM outfit and Bob wore what looked to be something out of Top Gun. They played up to the crowd that had a mixed response. They were ready for their first title match ever, against the Wheaton Rednecks. Just then the Wheaton Rednecks came down to the ring, both Walsh and Finch proudly displaying their tag team championship belts.

Corporation R dazzled the crowd. Bob was the high flyer and Brian was the brawler of the team. Corp R eventually gained the upper hand in the match against the veteran Rednecks. Finch was thrown out of the ring by quick tag team action by Bob and Brian. Walsh was the legal man in the ring. Brian whipped Walsh and hit him with the big boot, but Walsh didn't quite go down. Instead, with the help of Bob, Brian choke-slammed Walsh into the mat. Bob then got to the top rope and did a leg drop on Walsh from the top rope. The crowd went wild! Bob signaled to the crowd for one more time! Then it happened. As he climbed the rope again, Tony Lozon and Josh Render came out from the crowd. Tony came behind Brian and hit him with a chair, while simultaneously, Josh reached up to the rope and wiggled the turnbuckle so that Bob would lose his balance and land on his nuts.!

LOUGAINIS: WAITAMINUTE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

BRONK: Dammit Lou, quit yelling in my ear!

The match was cut short as Tony Lozon and Josh Render began their assault on Corporation R. The referee Jack Doan tried to gain control of the match, but Tony and Josh tossed him out of the ring as the DQ bell rang. Tony bulldozed Brian while Josh bulldozed Bob simultaneously. Corporation R was being buried by the Man Beasts!!!

Anthony announced: Here are your winners by disqualification, CORPORATION R!

The crowd booed because they knew that the Rednecks would still keep their belts.

Tony began to speak as Corporation R was thrown out of the ring by Josh. "I'm not waiting any longer! ELI JIMENEZ, GREG MARTUS, It's TIME!!! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!"

Chaos went to a commercial break, and after the break, Tony and Josh were still in the ring, creating heat from the crowd as they called out Eli and Martus.

Finally, Greg Martus came out followed by Eli. The cheers grew louder as Eli came out with his championship belt. All four men stood in the ring, the tension growing, with the smallest spark ready to ignite this warfare. Tony and Eli squared off first while Josh and Martus waited to be tagged.

LOUGAINIS: Folks remember, if Tony's team wins, Tony can get a title shot rematch!

BRONK: Dammit Lou! I have a feeling that if Tony's team wins, Tony can get a title shot rematch!

LOUGAINIS: Yes, that is what I just said!

BRONK: Dammit Lou! The only way Tony gets a title shot rematch is if Tony's team wins!

LOUGAINIS: Dammit....

The match began and Tony and Eli went to town on each other. There was no love lost between those two as they wrestled each other to the mat. Tony got the upper hand and began punishing Eli with head locks and submission holds. Tony went to go for an ankle lock, but Eli quickly reversed it by kicking Tony in the jaw repeatedly. Eli got to his feet and kicked at Tony, but Tony grabbed Eli's foot. Eli once again countered with an Insaguri kick. Tony went crashing down. He went and tagged in Josh and Eli tagged in Martus. The crowd cheered in anticipation at these former friends facing off against each other for the first time.

Josh goes "hey Greg" in a high pitched voice, and Greg goes "hey Josh" in his high pitched voice. Then the two began trading punches and whooo chops. Martus was the quicker of the two, but Josh was clearly stronger. Martus relied on his speed to escaped Josh's maneuvers by running around the ring and trying to throw drop kicks at Josh. Josh caught one of Martus's legs then moved closer to him, slapped his wrist around Martus's neck and chokeslammed him. Josh picked him up and threw him into the turnbuckle. Greg's body came crashing down as he sat in the corner of the turnbuckle. Josh then pulled his pants down to reveal his man thong and he gave Martus the stink face.

Eli ran in to stop this atrocity but Tony ran after him too. Eli and Tony traded punches but Eli showed quick speed and and DDT'd Tony. Josh stopped stink facing Greg long enough to attack Eli as he wrapped his arms around him from behind and hit him with a german suplex. Josh went to cover Eli, but the referee would not count it because Greg was the legal man. Josh became livid because he thought he had the match won. He threw Eli into the turnbuckle and he went to stink face Eli. Greg recovered at this point and hit a powerful superkick into Josh's face, knocking him down to the mat. Tony then went behind Greg and hit him with a Samoan drop. The referee was threatening disqualification at this point, so both Eli and Tony went to their respective corners. Josh and Martus both tried to tag in their partners. The crowd buzzed with anticipation as both men made the tag at the same time. Tony was fresher than Eli since Eli just got stink faced, so Tony got the upper hand and pummeled him to weakness. Tony then power-bombed Eli into the mat. The crowd booed. Tony then hoisted Eli up and hit him with a Goldberg like Jackhammer. Tony was ready pin Eli. Greg and Josh were too busy recovering to do anything as the referee went down for the count......ONE....TWO....

Then it happened.

Corporation R ran down to the ring just as the jackhammer hit and pulled the referee out of the ring before he could hit the three!!!

LOUGAINIS: BY GOD, THE MAN BEATS JUST GOT SCREWED BY CORPORATION R! TONY HAD The MATCH WON!

BRONK: DAMMIT LOU! WE JUST WITNESSED A SCEW JOB!

The referee was pissed off! He began yelling at Bob and Brian outside the ring while Tony was looking on in anger and disbelief from inside the ring. Josh went down outside the ring to attack Bob and Brian, Martus went down to get into the mix as well, saving the ref from potential disaster. Eli then did a schoolboy rollup pin from behind and called the ref in. He placed his feet up on the ropes so Tony would have a hard time kicking out. Sure enough the ref counted a quick ONE....TWO....THREE!!!

Tony looked on in horror and anger as Eli and Martus escaped with the victory and walked up the ramp. Tony didn't have much time to worry about them as Corporation R began attacking Tony and Josh. All four men were brutalizing each other in the ring. Then it happened. Another beast of a man ran in from the crowd wielding a singapore cane and attacked Corporation R! WHACK! WHACK! Two whacks on the head one for Bob and one for Brian as Corporation R went down!

LOUGAINIS: OH MY GOD IT'S CASEY NELSON!!!

BRONK: DAMMIT LOU HE IS THE THIRD MAN OF THE MAN BEASTS!!!

Casey, Josh, and Tony all stood in the ring as the crowd began throwing shit in the ring. Casey had a menacing look on his face as he took liberties with the cane and whacked Bob and Brian a few more times, blood spilling from their heads and into the ring.

What will happen between Tony and Eli? Tony's title shot is gone! Who will step up to be the number one contender? Will Corporation R get their vengeance against Casey and the Man Beasts? Stay tuned for....

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